Well my life changed completely when my first cat arrib=ved and have just gone from bad to worse
Hoovering as little as possibly cos they scared
Mealtimes.....they get to eat first even when I am starving
Toys every where.....if i trip over one more blooming mouse!
Front room is dominated by a giant cat tree
Cant get in frontdoor cos a big sctratching post blocks it opening properly
Car is full of fur from my clothes
Everywhere I go there is fur fur fur
I am being seriously bullied most of the time
I am a cat bed
I dont have a sofa cos the cats decided they wanted them
Dont have a desk cos its Misas
Dont have a bed cos the birmans think its theirs
If I leave my chair someone else takes it within seconds
Havent been on holiday for over 10years
Cant have visitors cos cats are scared or other people................and they wouldnt like all that fur!
Have boxes of boxes of cat food cluttering up the place from last cheap offer
Litter trays .......we wont talk about those
The cats all have place mats but are disgustingly messy eaters
The utility room is useless with a line of 8 bowls of food and two water bowls....................I am fed up of kicking over a water bowl
I respond fast to meows, squeaks, howling and rush to kitchen if the flap seems to be flapping more than it should
I get crowded with disapproving looks if I come home later than normal
Anxious cats will sit watching through the window if I go out to the car
Am known as the cat lady in my painting and drawing group..............probably mad but they havent said!
Life what is a life..................grovelling to the bully cats I think