Accidents do happen. Xanthe tried to jump into the lit oven the other day when the door was open as I was basting the meat and she went into major chicken frenzy. Luckily I grabbed her in time, but it made me feel sick to think what could have happened. Hope Sox's paw is OK, if it seems as usual he should be fine.
Stuart - like the cat scan! Now I know who sits on photocopiers at Christams parties!
You Speaking about Chicken Frenzy reminded Me of this..
Kirsty My mother's Cat,(I cant remember how old she was) But it was xmas time and my Mother had a Very Large Turkey that
needed to be Defrosted, She put said Turkey in the Sink to defrost, but in the Morning My mother was cursing and swearing
about Kirsty!! That
Cat !!!
I asked Her what's Wrong ??
and she told me to look at The Turkey, I looked, and couldn't say anything for laughing
The Turkey was now covered in
Millions of Claw marks, and the Plastic cover was ripped to shred's (made it more Funny cause I'm a Vegetarian
)
The Year after, Not to Be out done And have Kirsty Cluck the xmas Turkey again !! My Mother Put it in the Washing machine
to Defrost !! My sister came down In the Morning and Put a Load of Washing in the Machine, You should have seen My Mother's
face when she heard the washing machine was on , A Real Picture
!!
Couldn't stop the washing machine till the cycle had finished, half an hour of knocking and banging the cycle finished, and the
Turkey was well and truly defrosted !!!
It was her own fault for not telling anybody where she put the turkey