Noooooooooooooooooo, you plan too far in advance
Poor Bilbo... I think you're all awful. Can't you all see he'd just dropped his mobile in there and was listening for it while Baggins dailed the number from inside the house?
Well purrrrrsonally i think perhaps he has a 'bit on the side'..and he is trying to get her some flowers ...
Bilbo looks gorgeous wearing flowers in his hair >Dick Emery....when i was a nipper i was obsessed with doing the arm & leg up thing in shop windows (at the corners of em)....yeah i know weird child
Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea who these people are?
Well, I think I've found out the REAL story. Bilbo, being the kingpin in the local underworld, is heavily involved in the distribution of illicit 'nip. And he was just testing the goods. Thats it. Must be
Ruth the arm and leg in shop windows thing was Harry Worth not Dick Emery - I used to do that too, I was a strange child aswell
He was brilliant - "ooo you are awful! But I like you...." And the "old Maid" interview - "Miss...."
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