Caller: Do you have any room for my kitten?
Me: Where do you live?
Caller: Sheffield.
Me: I am sorry we cannot deal with Sheffield, I will give you a number of someone who can give you all the rescues in Sheffield, but I do expect the all have lists of cats waiting to come in. I then just said how old is the kitten.
Caller: 4 or 5 weeks old
Me: It should not have left its mum till its at least 8 or 9 weeks old.
Caller: I had it when it was 8 weeks old.
Me: Well it has to be more than 4 or 5 weeks old then
Caller: Oh has it.
And do it went on.