Frasers...no shocks there either
Former Incarnation: Jabba the Hut
Aliases: Fatso, Lardass, Bluto, Porker, Tubby, Blob, Garfield, Chubmeister, Lazybones, Pie eater
Description: Subject is completely lazy. Will eat anything in sight, as long as doing so does not require a great deal of movement. Subject has predilection for soft and comfortable lounging places, preferably in the sunshine. During obligatory movement, may exhibit lateral wobbling motion or tendency to waddle. To avoid injury, do not stand in its way if subject manages to break into a run. Eyes tend to be a bit dull and unfocused, unless the subject of conversation is food or rest. In such cases, a peculiar focus dominates the gaze. Is not a great conversationalist, although has been known to talk for hours with friends about culinary discoveries found in the rubbish. Most people confuse this cat's frequent burps for meows. Prefers television to reading. Dreams of training a mouse to become its butler.
I didnt expect this for sebastian, some of it rings true though
Former Incarnation: Oliver Reed
Aliases: Hip, Bruiser, Lad, Beefcake, Romeo, The Cat, Randy, Tail, Strutter, Booze.
Description: Subject has been known to act in a brooding or pensive manner. Often seen alone or hanging out with a rough crowd, especially if there are females about. Subject may be dangerous if provoked into embarrassing situations such as chasing wool balls, or having to be too cute. Whilst this moggy exudes charm he only turns it on when he's ready. Although good for a cuddle every once in a while, this cat should not be expected to form long relationships. Naps occasionally. Values independence and freedom at all costs. Will pursue a romance whenever it is given a chance, but will be long gone by morning. May have a nasty catnip habit. Can meow in a variety of menacing accents and should not be left unattended if there is alcohol in the house.
