HI I AM MISA OR MISAMAN IF YOU PREFER.
I THINK ITS TIME I TELL YOU MY STORY AND THAT OF MY VERY DIM HUMAN!
I TALK TO HER YOU SEE AND SHE GOES................HOW DO YOU SAY...........UMMM APE!
I TELL HER WHAT I WANTS AND SHE IGNORES ME OR SAYS SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND, I MEAN HOW CAN SHE NOT UNDERSTAND WHICH MEOW MEANS FOOD, OR WATER, OR STROKES, OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY ETC..............JUST DIM!!
I AM A CAT AND MEOWING MEANS I AM TALKING TO HER. I HAVE TOLD HER I AM A MORNING CAT AND AS SOON AS IT GETS LIGHT I NEED FOOD AND TO GO OUTSIDE...................NOT IN A FEW HOURS BUT IMMEDIATELY. I MEAN CATS HAVE THEIR NEEDS TO ATTEND TO WHEN THEY WAKE UP.
I HAVE TOLD HER ALSO THAT GOING TO BED AT 0400 IS STUPID AND SHE SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN I WAKE HER UP 2 HOURS LATER BECAUSE MY NEEDS COME FIRST.
ONCE OUTSIDE AND DONE MY ABLUTIONS, BEEN IN THE SHED AND HAD A DRINK AND INSPECTORATED MY GARDEN, THEN I WANT TO COME IN AGAIN UNTIL LATER AND SHE SHOULD BE AT THE WINDOW WATCHING TO IMMEDIATELY OPEN THE DOOR. ITS NOT MY FAULT WE HAVE A SILLY BABY CAT CALLED LUPIN WHO HAS CAUSED THE CAT FLAP TO BE BOARDED UP.
ME AND SASA LIKE TO DO OUR OWN THING! WE ALWAYS DID BEFORE LUPIN ARRIVED AND IT WORKED VERY WELL EVEN WHEN LUPINS GRANDPAPPIES WERE HERE, THEY USED THE FLAP TOO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LUPIN, I THINK HE HAS A MAD BEE IN HIS HEAD WHICH MAKES HIM RUSH AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC CAT TRYING TO ESCAPE IT!
MY HUMAN IS ALWAYS ANGRY AND SHOUTING, MAYBE SHE WILL BE BETTER WHEN THAT LAPPY IS MENDED COS RIGHT NOW SHE IS IMPOSSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH AND I AN THINKING ABOUT HOUSE HUNTING. SASA DOESNT WANT TO THO COS SHE SAYS THE HOUSE YOU KNOW IS ALWAYS BEST.
WOMEN!! NO LOGIC!
ANYWAT THERE ARE MY THOUGHTS AT PRESENT, WILL SOMEONE TELL MY HUMAN TO GET DOWN AND GET WITH IT
