Haha, I do all my silly talking in Swedish, so people around can't understand.
Monkey and I have a little morning routine - when OH gets up & has a shower, Monkey joins me in bed for a SERIOUS cuddling session (he's very jealous of OH, so wants him out of the way). OH has now informed me that he can hear me in bed with Monkey - I don't really notice myself, but apparently I emit an incessant stream of ohh-ing, aah-ing and yelps of pleasure - bedroom window is open, and OH hears it in through bathroom window. Which means all the neighbours can hear... since they have windows closer to our bedroom window than the bathroom...
Apparently it sounds like I'm in bed with a man...
What must the neighbours be thinking!?
(OH is very jealous, but knows not to push it - I'd pick Monkey over him in an instant!)