I was in Take a Break a couple of weeks ago--issue 17, I think it was. I got paid £250 for the fun of it, and didn't even have to write the article myself (I'm a writer, so usually do have to). It was all due to an electric blanket I bought that turned out to have a lot of little friends (maggots to you and me) in the box with it. Mmm. No cats involved, apart from when Mabel ate one of the maggots.