Tufty's saving grace, apart from his meltingly gorgeous looks obviously, is that he will NOT pee indoors (which is quite likely why he came down with UTI when we first trapped him). Oh, and he eats pretty much anything with Wellbeloved written on it, he's easy to look after as long as you don't need consistency from a cat...
So, if you love to be ambushed, then cuddled, then bitten hard onna nose, then loved-up, then clawhugged round the ankles, then snoozled, then swiped across the eye, then chin rubbed...etc etc Tufty is definitely your guy.
Try rehoming that one
Allcomers welcome, his insurance premium currently stands at £17 per month