Dis iz a wunderful Cwistmas pwesent for enny cat. Der is a luvly bag wot I (Monty) did choose and in dat bag is wun packet of duck dweemies (yum), wun luvly cat spoon for yoor meowmy to serve yoor dinna wif and a reely cool catnip mowse wot Callie and me az been tryin to steel. Der is eeven luvly pwensent for yoo to give yoor meowmy wot is a nise black cat cwistmas decoration for er twee. Pleeze be genrous coz dis cost us all ower pocket munny for December and now we az no munny for pwesents but we iz finkin of poor cats wot are in rescoo like we woz last yeer till we woz dopted by ower famly.
Startin bid £2 - Postage - £1
PLEEZE BID COZ DIS IS GRATE - LUV CALLIE AND MONTY XXXX