LOL - Teddy used to be my cat when he was a baby, then split up with ex who took Teddy, last year ex emailes me out of the blue that he can not keep him and asking if I will have him.....so Teddy is back with me (after few years).
He is tottaly useless as a cat - he comes home to eat/pee/poo and then destroys the draft excluder at the front door asking me (yeahhhh demanding) to be taken out again. I live in a flat (1 floor) so have to take him down and then go and get him again.
he is the softest cat I have ever seen BUT he will never cuddle up to you - he only comes to you when he wants out...
Total waste of money on cat food on that one if you ask me
He lives here and at one of the neighbours - they have 2 kids and Teddy likes to go there, get in through a window and collapse on their bed/carpet/worktop for a nap.... sigh.... and I feed him, vaccinate him, flea/worm him.. sigh... total waste of money LOL