There is no such thing as a sleeping cat ...... really they are just waiting for a chance to jump out at you.
You may have left him in the Living Room but hes a cat - and will now be in your bed .
No food is safe from a kitty-on-the-prowl.
Cats are designed to confuse - just because he is black and she is white doesn't seem to mean that she cant shed black hair (!) or he white - which mingle to form that satisfying grey fuzz over everything
Just because Mr T or Chloe never did it, doesn't mean that Olwyn or Celyn wont.
Scattering cat litter apparently propitiates the Cat Goddess - If your cat worships in this way -accept it
Nothing is so high that a cat cant reach it, given sufficient time
A newly vacuumed carpet attracts cat fluff ......
........ Ditto upholstery .......
and paw marks on a newly washed kitchen floor
To you it is a lavatory - to cat its a source of wonderful fun !
Ditto bath
The kitchen sink is a good place for a sleep
Ditto bathroom basin
Apparently CD cases are prime cat-toys
Ditto Cassette cases (especially if the cat can gain access to the tape)
it is no longer
your computer chair
Or bed
or sofa
or table
etc ....
all shopping bags will be fully investigated
And unpacked
Young cats can do 1001 things that old cats would never have dreamed of
And to conclude - this list will grow daily - but so will our love for these two little
horr darlings