Don't go there!! Sometimes I wake up with Daisy asleep on my chest with her bum inches away.....Thankfully so far she hasn't farted!!
I've never known Noah to fart; smoke-em-out poops yes (and a preference for the bedroom litter tray).
Ember has a toxic bottom when it comes to farts
she once trumped inches from my dads face and they are always really loud too
As for noisy neighbours, at my old house the woman next door used to shout all the time at her kids and you could hear her from anywhere in the house
yet never the told kids off for breaking the fence between the garden (which she replaced with an old door ... with glass panes
) the kids inevitably broke the glass and we then had broken glass buried beneath the leaves off their tree. The only real up side for the house is it was out first home and was very close to a certain person
Sorry they waking you up at stupid O'Clock though
that sucks