Why won't she let me sleep....

[Elanor3]

Don't go there!! Sometimes I wake up with Daisy asleep on my chest with her bum inches away.....Thankfully so far she hasn't farted!!

I've never known Noah to fart; smoke-em-out poops yes (and a preference for the bedroom litter tray). 

Ember has a toxic bottom when it comes to farts  she once trumped inches from my dads face and they are always really loud too 

As for noisy neighbours, at my old house the woman next door used to shout all the time at her kids and you could hear her from anywhere in the house  yet never the told kids off for breaking the fence between the garden (which she replaced with an old door ... with glass panes  ) the kids inevitably broke the glass and we then had broken glass buried beneath the leaves off their tree.  The only real up side for the house is it was out first home and was very close to a certain person  Sorry they waking you up at stupid O'Clock though  that sucks 

[Ellen2010]

Poor poor Mervyn, you should know by now that you have to be at their beck and call.  Saying that I am lucky that once fed mine will snuggle back up with me and go back to sleep but should I decide a lay in is order then have no chance as Domino pounces on my head until I give in and Sophie starts playing with my hair making sure the odd claw catches my scalp every so often.  If I should decide to ignore them and continue to make out I am sleeping they will take it in turns until I do relent and get up.

[Fire Fox]

Don't go there!! Sometimes I wake up with Daisy asleep on my chest with her bum inches away.....Thankfully so far she hasn't farted!!

I've never known Noah to fart; smoke-em-out poops yes (and a preference for the bedroom litter tray). 

[mervyn7451]

For noisy neighbours you need wax (not foam) ear plugs! Not terribly effective on cats that sit on your head and purr or push their unwashed bum up your nose tho. 

Don't go there!! Sometimes I wake up with Daisy asleep on my chest with her bum inches away.....Thankfully so far she hasn't farted!!

[Fire Fox]

For noisy neighbours you need wax (not foam) ear plugs! Not terribly effective on cats that sit on your head and purr or push their unwashed bum up your nose tho. 

[Feline Costumier]

Ah see, that's what I get for a couple of hours before I get up to dish up breakfast Afterwards it's straight back to bed for my two (although Dave is the pest).

[AllShookUp]

heehee...its much like having kids! 

[Dawn F]

oooh nasty!  I'm lucky, once fed mine go back to bed for the day at this time of year!

[mervyn7451]

I live in a block of four apartments & I didn't get much sleep last night thanks to my neighbour coming home early in the AM pi$$ed as a fart!
Daisy woke me up at 6am after I finally drifted off to sleep...so I got up & fed her.
BIG MISTAKE!! When I went back to be she was all over the bed,plonking herself down on the pillow...climbing over me...pawing my face...slipping under the quilt & back out again...even jumping off the little bookcase under the window onto  those bits that make men men!(which woke me up fully!)
So eventually I was forced to get up.....
What is it about cats & their inability to let you lie in bed in the morning after they have gotten up?.....