OK, now I didn't want to have to play this card but you leave me no choice
You'll remember the delightful Purrs calendar for 2009-2010? Well where it has hung on the door, the chemicals in it have created a great big yellow square! Now I'm not talking about the spot where it's been hanging is all white and shiny and the rest of the door is yellowed cos then all I'd need to do is improve on my cleaning standards - No - the calendar itself has reacted with the paint and I now have a massive square of yellow on my shiny white door.
So, we have two choices. I sue Tan and she is forced to cycle here (prob 150 odd miles) and re-paint my door.... or I find a calendar that I can simply hang in the place of the offending Purrs calendar and here's where the Simon's cat calendar comes in
So, if you're still with me after that....
£7.00
NB - I can produce photographic evidence of the damage if required