This is not just a remote control mouse. This is a T b B [Tested by Blip] remote control mouse*
Hours of fun from the comfort of your chair! Your lucky, lucky cat is begging you to bid for this for his or her Christmas stocking - Blip didn't take to it, so it's as new.
And you get to see my infamous wrapping into the bargain. Postage is £1.60.
*with apologies to Marks & Spencer.