Ello tiz mez Morsel just sneakin on quick while old boot has coffee to revive her after smell of cleaning mez bum
I iz very poorly still but I iz bit more improved tonight. Old boot still syringe feeding me but I av smelt some meat, ok smell made me sick an I didnt eat it but I got interested so a start, old boot says I ave long way to go and I still not outta ze woods but she iz full of ze ope whatever zat iz.
She fed me an left mez for 2 hours while she went to tea party wiz er grandchildren an she even got treated to Holy moomin (Haloumi)
She has been down the childrens slide once and she sat on a swing and let 4 year old Ted push her, I am worried Do you fink she is fit to be left incharge of poor sick Morsel, I fink she is nutcase