I don't think a full-time stroker would be enough for Spice. He even rejects cuddles and kisses from the other half because he only wants cuddles from me! I've had the last five days off work for Chrsitmas, so Spice's attention-seeking went into overdrive. Every morning we had a lie-in together, so Spice could sleep under the duvet with me for a bit, then he'd stand on my chest in a bid to suffocate me so that I had to get up and feed him breakfast. Then he sat outside the bathroom door and howled while I was in the shower, and I ended up letting him into the bathroom while I was on the toilet!
Then he spent the rest of the day following me about while I did various jobs around the house, launched himself onto my lap every time my backside grazed the sofa, and sat in the sink staring at me while I cooked Christmas dinner. This has gone on for five days until this morning when I got dressed and had to go back to work - Spice was mortified! When I left the house, he was firmly ignoring me and staring very hard at the wall - I think I'm for it when I get home!
