Get well messages for Teresa - now back in hospital - July 2010

[Daisymac]

you went to tesco on a friday lunchtime in half term - you deserve a prize!!


T are they honestly small enough to swallow without choking?

Yeah but it was Tesco in Winkfield near where I work so not as bad as Amersham :-)

[Dawn F]

you went to tesco on a friday lunchtime in half term - you deserve a prize!!


T are they honestly small enough to swallow without choking?

[Daisymac]

OK Long shot,  but did you cough and they came out in the night and now a cat has stolen them as a play thing ??  don't worry about not going mad, I just spent my lunch hour walking round Tesco,  only went there to buy a pack of beer for the guy in the office next door who mended my laptop,  came out having done all my weekly shopping and forgot the  beer !!!.   

Maybe you have taken to sleep walking,  Steve sleep walks if he has a bad dream,  I find all sorts of odd things around the house like oranges in the washing machine and slippers in the fridge,  he never remembers a thing.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Bedroom and Bathroom searched and still awol
now what was it Pam Ayres said
O I wish I`d looked after me teeth

[Christine (Blip)]

hmmm - some men wouldn't find something which shouldn't be there if it got up and bit them

Quite an apt thought in the circumstances 

I'm sure they'll turn up, Teresa.

[Kay and Penny]

hmmm - some men wouldn't find something which shouldn't be there if it got up and bit them

[Teresa Pawcats]

Poor teeth are over 20 years ago so very old fashioned. Not able to get to bedroom yet as too breathless for stairs, but I guess if they were there Rob would have found them when he made the bed. Will have a look when I next go up to bathroom .

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Trigger, I was just about to suggest the same.  You may not have realised Teresa, as it might have seemed like part of the confusion of the dream. 

For some reason I thought the teeth were individual teeth (my sister has two which are screwed into her jaw by means of two small metal post type things, and I assumed they would be the same - apologies Teresa)

[Kay and Penny]

you might have coughed them out without knowing it, T

have you searched through the bedclothes and around the bed?

[Teresa Pawcats]

Sue I only remove them for cleaning, at bottom my 6 middle teeth are my own so the missing set are back teeth for each side connected by piece of metal; I feel so stupid, I know I had a really bad night coughing but also know I had a nasty dream which I cant remember, I cant stop racking my brain as to what the dream was, maybe the dream has taken them.

If I have to do a poop watch I`ll know how poor Pedro felt.

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Sorry Teresa - are they on a plate then?  If they are, then I doubt you'll have swallowed them.  Could you've removed them and just forgotten?

[Dawn F]

These are false bottom teeth if I have swallowed them how on earth are they going to come out naturally, I mean think about it human entrances are much bigger than exits.

oh T that did make me laugh (though not you I'm sure!!!)  it will work itself out I'm sure

[Kay and Penny]

you mean they are  joined together?

but they can't be bigger than what comes out of our - now what will Tan allow me - uranuses, surely?

and what's been in your mouth can't do any harm in your stomach, chemicalwise

the burning question is,  if your teeth are now in your stomach does that mean you are going to chew everything twice? and does that then make you an official silly old moo?

[Teresa Pawcats]

These are false bottom teeth if I have swallowed them how on earth are they going to come out naturally, I mean think about it human entrances are much bigger than exits.

[Sabrina (Auferstehen)]

Sabrina - did you really.........? 

Oh yes. My work loved it and if any of them had had a camera I would have ended up in the company magazine for that (sadly I made it in there dressed as a christmas elf instead).

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Teresa, sanity is vastly over-rated anyway.   

You're THE Crazy Cat lady.  OUR Crazy Cat lady.  We love you - with or without teeth. 

Sabrina - did you really.........? 

And Ruth -   

[Sabrina (Auferstehen)]

Lost a few of my baby teeth without knowning. My dentist also stuck some sorta cement on the tops of my molars to prevent cavities and those have come off without me realising, probably swollowed those as well.

Got to work one morning with my slippers on as I forgot to change into my boots. My coworkers had a good laugh but I had to go and buy shoes as soon as the shops opened so I had to walk through Leeds in them, not to mention the bright red and white striped socks I was wearing with them.

You're just as sane of the rest of us, so at very least you're in good company!

 

[Kittybabe (Ruth)]

Easy, T. The fact that you noticed something amiss just means that you are perfectly sane.

I once didn't notice I wasn't wearing any knickers, but kept wondering what was a bit...breezy  took me all day to realise.  Thank heavens it was a long skirt

As Sue said, nature will take its course. Huge  to you.

[Teresa Pawcats]

I know its funny really but I`m sitting here breaking my heart, not for my teeth but wandering how anyone sane can loose them and not know

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

See?  See?     Wummin...!   

I suppose it's possible you may have swallowed them without realising - hence awarness of a small obstruction in your throat, and the coughing on waking.   If you have, then I suspect nature will take it's course, and you will need to have some new teeth.     Although Paddy says "I gots hardurly ennee teefs an I manujes.  Dunt yoo worree Aunty T, asks Daddy Rob ter gives yer soft fuds.      Paddy xxx

[Dawn F]

oh T  are your gums shrinking a bit maybe - happened to my sis with her diabetes lost all her teeth over six weeks

[Teresa Pawcats]

 O dear this is embarassing but I think I need some advice; had a difficult night and morning with my chest and coughed very badly, I felt something didnt feel right but got washed dressed cleaned teeth etc and things seemed even stranger, finished nebulisers and Rob brought me coffee and toast for breakfast, after 3rd bite of toast I felt naked and it hit me whats wrong  I have lost some of my teeth, bottom back teeth are false and gone missing, what I need to know is could I have swallowed them ?

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

as for hanging and sex acts, best leave that sort of thing to Tory politicians

Ewwwww!

  Definately swap the evil fruit and nut to dairy milk! Why on earth would you taint chocolate which such things! 

What on earth has my purry boy started now....?  I turn me back for five minutes and - anyway, Teresa, I agree - you need to switch to ordinary choccie.  Leave the nuts on here.    Lord wummin - I wish that you could have a rotating delegationof Purrs Aunties tocome and sit with you during the day.  You'd not be quite so vulnerable then with us formidable feline foo fighters at hand, and you'd regale us with so many anecdotes we'd laugh til our sides ached.   Come 'ere wummin -   

[AliCat]

as for hanging and sex acts, best leave that sort of thing to Tory politicians

Ewwwww!

  Definately swap the evil fruit and nut to dairy milk! Why on earth would you taint chocolate which such things! 

[Kay and Penny]

oh T, what are we going to do with you?

I've always been afraid of choking when alone - it is frightening - so I do understand - best to avoid anything which could lodge in the throat - though a jelly baby would have dissolved quite  quickly

plain dairy milk for you for now

as for hanging and sex acts, best leave that sort of thing to Tory politicians

[Teresa Pawcats]

Well no more chocolate for me, I almost killed myself with a piece of fruit and nut today, got into breathing difficulties which is a regular thing for me trouble was had choc in mouth which shot out but tiny bit of nut lodged in throat and I choked, I was terrified,made me realise how vulnerable I am, thankfully I always have water handy and summoned all my strength to thump myself, serves me right for eating sweets during Lent.

Sue am sure Doctor Ruth is one of them sex therapist or did I dream it, best I avoid sex doctors after all I wouldnt like to hang myself in my oxygen tubing during the act in fact best I give that sort of exercise up for Lent, oops just remembered did that years ago and didnt realise Lent was over

[Kittybabe (Ruth)]

I finks dat she watches too much "Dr Roof."    

I knows I's good, Paddy, but now I's Dr? 

Just kidding. I think Paddy and his mum have the right thoughts here T. xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  I'se doin der nom nom nom, Aunty T.  Jus fer yoo, mind.  Meowmy sez she finks dat yer dweam shimbolizes d'need ter pick up after uvvers, ant'er makes d'wurld d'nicerer playce, ander fact wot yoo pinched yer own car meens dat yer need to helps der uvvers drives yer on an keeps yer goin.   I finks dat she watches too much "Dr Roof."     

Paddy xxx

[Leanne]

  for you Teresa

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Or if you fancied some decorating ................

Sending lots of good wishes 

[alisonandarchie]

T how about coming to my allotment to help me in your next dream

[Kay and Penny]

I think only your consultant should advise re swine flu jab, T

[Teresa Pawcats]

Paddyyyyyyy my pal I misread the shlitely crushty noes and it gave me a right turn, read it as poop word and I think I posted about the poop covered lady in hospital that tried to drag me from my bed to go to school I hope you are well and doing the nom nom nom my friend 
I`m ok I just need to do something useful, must be getting desperate because last night I dreamt I stole my own car and drove to a dirty street and began picking up litter in a way it was good because in my dream I was able bodied and didnt need the oxygen , sad thing was as quick as I cleaned up more litter appeared 
Rob and I have both received letter to go for swine flu jab today, now I`m wondering if docs are trying to finish me off  not sure about this at all.

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

    Hey, where's me Aunty T.  Ah - I spies 'er.  I jus' cum on ter gives yer a swiftish poke wiv a shlitely crushty noes    like dat.    anna hug.  Like dis     

Paddy xxx

[JackSpratt]

Teresa, there's nothing wrong with determination and you have it in droves, but for helping other things. It's time to help yourself for a bit now. You're an amazing lady and don't you forget it.

[Christine (Blip)]

I guess I am this badly disabled because I need to learn humility.

  Teresa, you can insert your own version of my answer in here.  .............................................................................................

I expect you'll get it about right.

xChristine

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Teresa, no - you don't need to learn humility.  If there's a lesson to be learned, then it's that you need to learn to take care of yourself, first and foremost.  Not something you've normally given much credence to.....   

[zoe (tiggy + pipins mum)]

Thinking of you teresa xx

[Bazsmum]

Its you caring for other's before yourself T, it would be so hard for someone who has always been so active to just stop.... I wish I could start! 

Sending positive vibes to fill you with a glow..... Thinking of you....

[Kittybabe (Ruth)]

Makes two of us then