Get well messages for Teresa - now back in hospital - July 2010

[JackSpratt]

Can you start raiding Greggs for steak bakes? They're my weakness....

[Kay and Penny]

well, I guess that's 4 less doughnuts in the world for the likes of me to demolish

[Teresa Pawcats]

I would rather hear that you were eating porridge or eggs 

Somehow I knew that; however I had eggs yesterday and I may as well be "doing porridge" for all the use I am, 4 doughnuts in packet and I dont like waste so I`ve eaten them too

[Christine (Blip)]

Gosh, you're a strict task master, Christine.

Yep. 

[JackSpratt]

Gosh, you're a strict task master, Christine.

I do agree with the concussion point, most definitely.

Teresa, sending you hugs and hoping you're more careful with your noggin.

[Christine (Blip)]

Have so far managed to demolish 2 crispy creme doughnuts and am now eyeing up the dolly mixtures 

I would rather hear that you were eating porridge or eggs 

[clarenmax]

mmmmmmmm doughnuts 

Glad to hear that you're putting some weight back on hun xxxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

7stone is the target I set myself for last Christmas but failed as a result of Norovirus, now its just a magical number in my head that WILL be reached one day and then I will reset to 8stone.When you think I dropped to 5stonesomething in November I think I`m doing ok.An observation I have made is that funerals are charged for by person rather than size or weight so I`m determined to fatten out and get my moneys worth when its my turn 
Bad chest day today so decided to have a pyjama day,at least thats my excuse.
Have so far managed to demolish 2 crispy creme doughnuts and am now eyeing up the dolly mixtures 
 

[Christine (Blip)]

Seven stone is your next target, Teresa.  Try, however, to avoid concussing yourself too often as it does not help with weight gain.

[bunglycat]

Glad you are feeling better and putting on weight - i can donate 2 stone if you need it !

[Bazsmum]

Fab news T that you are putting weight on.... Sending you fattening vibes to get you well on your way....I will gladly donate my belly! 

[CarolM (Wendolene)]

Blimey Teresa, as if you didn't have enough problems without trying to knock yourself senseless.    I'm sure that in true feline fashion you managed to make it look as though it was all deliberate.    Its every bit as difficult trying to put weight on when you need it as it is trying to get it off when you've got too much so well done - keep it up.  Double portions of beef bourgignon sounds like the way to go. 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

T, I wish they did weight transplants. I'd donate to you like a shot. I think one of me would make about 3 of you... My scales haven't seen 6 stone since the days of the Multi Coloured Swop Shop. 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Duh - I'se sozzee Aunty T - I nots wants ter gives yoo nuffink wot will not bild yer up.  I scrubs der prawns an replayces dem wiv Dollee Mickshtas.   

   Paddy xx

[Teresa Pawcats]

 For those of you who are worried that I am not eating enough, I have just eaten the most tasty Beef Bourginon I have ever had in my life, all cooked by my own fair hand. Tesco delivery was fine so all I had to do was take wrapper off and pop in oven, made a mistake though thought the meal was for one and put 2 in oven so Rob and I both had double portion.

News of my weigh in, well think I mentioned that scales dont work on carpet so scale was placed on small wall which I shouldnt have climbed on but did, gong, gong,gong thought I`d died and gone to hell,in climbing up was so concerned about getting my legs to work I forgot about the 30 day chiming clock above so now got a big lump on my head  not to be deterred I recovered my composure,pretended to be a cat and hopped up onto wall then the scales, well worth the effort, I have gained a few pounds and am now a whopping
6 stone 11pounds, this is best I have been in over a year 

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy I luvs ya but please dont ever give me ze prawns,ze shell fish wuld kill me   

[Kirst]

Ohh good plan - dial a curry!

[Carolyn]

If you're desparate for hot food and are unable to cook, is it possible to order something on the phone for home deilvery by a take away?  You might be able to get fish & chips on wheels or a pizza or whatever you fancy?  It's worth at least looking into so you have a backup option if you start to feel really hungry.

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Paddy sez he thinks he needs to send his Aunty T some "pruvizhuns" but he seems to think that comprises prawns, dreamies, Felix cat milk and some diced steak, so am not quite sure it would be much use to you Teresa - still, his hearts in "der rite place" 

    Sue xx

[Teresa Pawcats]

I used to have Tescos always but got fed up with poor dates

Is that dates (fruit), dates (calendar) or dates (illicit liaisons)? 

very likely all 3 

Getting worried about this Tesco order now coming between 4 and 6 and I will be on my own till at least 5 so hope its late; had a right to do over carrier bag thing changed it to say I needed food in bags but it didnt change it and I will really struggle without; was going to have a sleep but daughtewr been with youngest grandson for last hour and now oxygen masn just phoned to say hes coming to service my machine , no rest for the wicked.

[Christine (Blip)]

I used to have Tescos always but got fed up with poor dates

Is that dates (fruit), dates (calendar) or dates (illicit liaisons)? 

[Janeyk]

I don't trust Tescos delivery down here as they've made too many mistakes in the past.  Last time I ordered all our usual things and only half arrived. Plus we got someone else's Pampers Junior, hamster bedding and four tins of Kosher pea soup.  I didn't realise there's such a thing as a Kosher pea. 

Funny you should mention a yearning for scrambled egg on toast... for the last few weeks I've been hankering after Spaghetti letters with a sprinkling of Parmesan but keep forgetting to buy them. 

     

 I've had a bag of someone elses food too Julie and someone must have had a bag of mine  I vary my delivery now, depending what I want.   I used to have Tescos always but got fed up with poor dates I did complain and send back but it got to the point where I ended up only getting half my shopping.  Now I mainly do Ocado food is better dated and the delivery guys more courteous/better service.  Today I've had Tescos and dates poor as usual.  I also tried Asda last week and service similar to Tescos but prices cheaper I found.

Tescos sell Dolly mixtures though T    Hope your family make you some nice scrambled egg when they get in 

I now have visions of you drag racing on rollers towing oxygen bottle in a supermarket trolley fitted with racing slicks. 

Thats quite a good idea   

Do you realise I laughed so much I had to mountaineer the stairs to go to the loo 

   hubby is into drag racing he could get you some nitrous oxide for your rollers 

[JackSpratt]

Love scrambled egg, but my partner makes it so much better than me that when I make it for myself it's a disappointment.... So I have to wait until he fancies it because I feel mean pestering for it just for me.

Hope the Miss Piggy behaviour continues. 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

I don't trust Tescos delivery down here as they've made too many mistakes in the past.  Last time I ordered all our usual things and only half arrived. Plus we got someone else's Pampers Junior, hamster bedding and four tins of Kosher pea soup.  I didn't realise there's such a thing as a Kosher pea. 

Funny you should mention a yearning for scrambled egg on toast... for the last few weeks I've been hankering after Spaghetti letters with a sprinkling of Parmesan but keep forgetting to buy them. 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Whats going on in your house Teresa. Dont they look after you and feed you and stuff?

If they dont start caring you will end up in hospital again 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Sounds like you need emergency facilities down stairs 

As I told the physio at hospital a commode would be no good to me because I would then have to struggle carrying a full pot up the stairs cos hubby certainly wouldnt 

Thanks to Julies hint re the cream cracker and Mouse error 404 I managed to complete my Tesco online shop, didnt have a crawfords cracker so used 2 Twix instead  very tasty have ordered myself some crispy creme doughnuts and a few other things though cant remember what,guess it will be a suprise when it arrives late this afternoon.£123 

Well Ruth my chest must be getting lighter judging by the infection its throwing out but better out than in.

Been fancying scrambled egg on toast for months just wondering if I dare go in kitchen and put cooker on, have been told no because of oxygen but I am in danger of starving to death if I dont and guess whose home alone 

So very bored I really need to do something like climbing a mountain or abseilling down Buck palace whatga fink 

modified to add Miss Piggy made it to kitchen and I have just eaten 2 rounds of toast and 4 scrambled egg (used toaster and microwave)

[Bazsmum]

Do you know? I think my leg is a size 8! 

Hope your chest is getting lighter T.... What am I saying?  Infection not yer boobies! 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Sounds like you need emergency facilities down stairs 

[alisonandarchie]

 

What are you like

[Teresa Pawcats]

I now have visions of you drag racing on rollers towing oxygen bottle in a supermarket trolley fitted with racing slicks. 

Thats quite a good idea   

Do you realise I laughed so much I had to mountaineer the stairs to go to the loo 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

... I have been struggling to do an online shop at Tesco and cant even manage to order the cheese, I have now given up...

That'll be your computer, T. It's a unique problem with tower systems but laptops don't get it. (Mouse error 404 - cheese overload related crash. Insert Crawford's cracker into Drive D and reboot.

I now have visions of you drag racing on rollers towing oxygen bottle in a supermarket trolley fitted with racing slicks. 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Todays the kind of day when you feel like putting on some roller skates and bombing down the road at 60 miles an hour  instead I have been struggling to do an online shop at Tesco and cant even manage to order the cheese, I have now given up.
Having a bad chest day today but thats nothing new infection pouring out so any sneaky trips to the garden are out, theres always tomorrow 
Gill glad you noticed the dress length too, must admit my varicose veins are very modest 
Keep up with the giggling 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

My goodness trying to escape again and very pleased your son brought you back from the edge.................not an old biddy more like a two year old I reckon 

Looked at that dress and noticed the length LOL.........I think it would be more like a shirt for you 

Size 4 has its limitations I reckon ....the length , so reckon you better get eating and make size 8......size 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness what size is that  maybe they will do it in extra extra long 

Take care of yourself today and no escape bids please 

[JackSpratt]

Turn my back for 2 minutes and the lot of yous turned into cholesterol crazed junkies. 

I didn't; I've always been a cholesterol crazed junkie....

Hope you're having a good day, Teresa.

[Bazsmum]

  or more to the point "I should not see" What has been happening in here? 

Well at least you are having a good giggle T..... Thats it....Chin up girl! 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

Turn my back for 2 minutes and the lot of yous turned into cholesterol crazed junkies. 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Thats the best part of the joint

We're discussing cannabis now? 

 

Never been to Holland so not tried it 

[Christine (Blip)]

Thats the best part of the joint

We're discussing cannabis now? 

 

[Teresa Pawcats]

ah right, not heard of that but a regular I was brought up on and loved was dripping (the meat juices and fat left to set) then spread on bread with salt - the bottom brown bits were lovely  usually was for a Sunday tea or weekday breakfast my dad still has it and I have occasionally.

Thats the best part of the joint

[Janeyk]

ah right, not heard of that but a regular I was brought up on and loved was dripping (the meat juices and fat left to set) then spread on bread with salt - the bottom brown bits were lovely  usually was for a Sunday tea or weekday breakfast my dad still has it and I have occasionally.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Bread and Dip is melted dripping poured hot onto the plate or dish and eaten by dipping the bread into it; this was one of my childhood breakfasts, when times were good you got a small blob of sauce or bit of watered oxo in the middle to add flavour.