Ello tiz me Sir Lancelot I iz gonna tell youz a secrut, I az not slept much last night coz there woz zis lady without any fur doinz a poopie dance all round mez Pen,I know she woz one of mez lovely aunties from Purrs I fink er name woz Aunty Dawn F anyows i got so excited I ad to push and push to relieves meself, next fing the poopie dancing lady woz gone and paranoid old boot got up and took mez litter tray and began picking my offrins up with kitchen roll and building a long line wiz zem, Daddy R caught er and told er stop playins wiz ze poop but she said there woz only 5 inches and started looking for more poop but zat woz all of it; I fink zat is gud start. Anyows I av just ate a small bit of mez brekkie coz I likes to wurry the old boot
to all youz lovely friends
Sir Lancelot of Paws Inn with the speeshul Buster beauty spot x