(transcribed by hooman slave)
Days
Four and
Five (that's Cat Days 20 to 25 to you hoomans)
Nothing eventful to share. Spent day four indoors with Mother. No opportunities for escape. Sasa, Bips, Bailey, Puma: hate to tell you this but I fear catnav may not find its way here
I have been moved from one cell block to another.
After my nap this morning, I was unceremoniously deposited in the hooman can on wheels....... (excuse me, you were packed up gently into your carrier! ............shoosh.... I's still speakin... type pleez)...
As I was saying... *ahem*... I was moved. I, the cell, my toilet, and all my food and mind manipulating medicine were packed up into the can on wheels and after what took forever, I was deposited in a large room, my cell made up again with all my worldly goods, and.. oh the indignity... a wet sheet placed under it all.
Then mother's littermate walked in and helped to get me settled (that's what they call it, I call it "hypnotised") and then they left me. Mother returned one more time to let me wonder around the room and sniff around for enemies. I guess the good thing is that Mother left me the fur she was wearing that morning, so I guess it's all ok. Apparently my cousin Pippa is a mole on the inside. She has freedom around this place and seems to have the guards entranced with her cuteness. May be able to use that
So this torture continues. Blip, I need your skills my friend.
Paddy, maybe we should do that thinking together
through your Lexy Locatur Wiskas?
Maybe others can tune in too so you can all find me. I am sure Pippa may be convinced to help me... being on the inside and all
I'm not sure I'll have the same access to you all as Mother's littermate may not be able to transcribe (took me a while to teach Mother to do it you know), but keep wishing me outa here!
Lexy