So today was major laundry day, discovered some washing done earlier in the week had been peed on so had to re-do all that and all my regular washing. The last wash was the bath mat, also the victim of a pee attack and this is when the washing machine drum decided to break free of its bearings and give up
Oh well, I thought, can live without a bath mat for a couple of days and at least nobody can pee on something that isn't there.
Anyway, have just been putting the washed bedlinen on the bed. I only have one set of sheets, haven't got round to buying a second set yet. I put the fitted sheet on. I put the flat sheet on. I put the square pillows on. I chuck the duvet on the bed and start faffing about with the cover and start to put that on. I have one hand on the corner of the cover and the other on the corner of the duvet. I proceed with stuffing. Something wet. I stop stuffing. I look.
somebody has
peed on the duvet. So off I go to get a cloth and some kitchen roll to do a haphazard clean up job due to no washing machine.
This is when I discover the mystery. While cleaning the duvet I spot a soiled patch, quite small, towards the pillows.
Clean that with the cloth too as little choice at this hour with no washing machine. That's that I think and start trying to make sure to insert damp peed end at the bottom so I don't have to smell it while trying to sleep
That's when I discover TWO MORE patched of wee! What on earth is going on! This part of the bed was completely covered with the duvet the whole time! How on earth have they managed to get under there, pee twice and disappear without me noticing!
So then I think maybe they were already there and have seeped through, so I strip the sheets off and investigate. Electric blanket, unstained and bone dry but for one tiny little drip. Mattress spotless.
So how and who on earth has peed all over the bed without me noticing while I'm moving round where they've peed
I'm fuming, got the sheets soaking in the bath but have no idea how I'm going to be able to sleep on the bed or how to stop this behaviour. I now know piles of washing, wherever they are, clean or not, are high on the hit list and have been vigilant the last couple of days but the bed is a new one on me. So random.
I am not a happy bunny and I can't even tell anyone off because I don't know who did it. I suspect Bond as he's been the culprit before and he is unspeyed (guess what I'll be requesting).