Im not as obliging as you
I'm not as tough as you. Jaffa's expression speaks volumes - he's saying "I'm nearly 12, I've got thin fur, I'm stuck with this stupid kitten who's always pestering me - remember when you told me 3 years ago that he would only be like that for a few months?.... the least you can do is give me a bit of warmth in my old age so that I can get warm and toasty for a short while and forget all my worries". I'm a sucker for a sob story.
Oh, we've had all that stuff
"Im O L D ..... Im freezing!!! Im 16 years old and Im getting so thin ....."
He isnt thin - he is plump in all the right places. He has a whole sofa full of cushions and a bed with a furry throw ..... He has a hot water bottle of his own ....
OK - I gave in and the heater is on "boost" and pumping out heat for him (well its been a cold, grey, rainy day.
So where is Mr T ? Trying to get out on the balcony where its COLD and WET!!