Not long after my daughter was born, I went to see a friend Id made at the "pre-baby" group to meet her new little son.
She had an extremely elderly, fat, ex-tom cat who really didn't do much other than lie about in his basket.
During my visit her Health Visitor called,
She took one look at Tiggs and said "She will have to go"
I'm afraid I'm an evil woman sometimes and so I looked her in the eye and said "Then how will we feed the baby overnight?"
"What do you mean?" she ,unsurprisingly, asked me
"Oh, I said, we pop the baby in with the cat and she feeds him and keeps him warm!!"
I thought the poor Health Visitor was going to have apoplexy. She couldn't get a word out .....
My friend gave the "joke" away by bursting into giggles
Health Visitor didn't see the joke
Apparently, next time, a different lady called round