Why do they always embarrass you in company?

[Janeyk]

Charley likes to wash his bum when we have company, he plonks himself right in the middle of the floor makes sure they are watching then washes away.

The worst time was with Henry towards the end when he wasn't feeling so good and had a little constipation, normally after trying and failing in the trays he would find other places to go. Unfortunatley my landlord was over for rent when he found somewhere else to go and watched him poop on the carpet, I couldn't even shout at him either because I was so happy the lactulose had worked and that he would soon feel better. Luckily he kind of understood once I explained why I was so happy to watch him poo on the floor.

Henry sounds like our Schui was he left little nuggets in the corners of rooms and would always look for a nice corner when we had company

[Sheli_80]

Charley likes to wash his bum when we have company, he plonks himself right in the middle of the floor makes sure they are watching then washes away.

The worst time was with Henry towards the end when he wasn't feeling so good and had a little constipation, normally after trying and failing in the trays he would find other places to go. Unfortunatley my landlord was over for rent when he found somewhere else to go and watched him poop on the carpet, I couldn't even shout at him either because I was so happy the lactulose had worked and that he would soon feel better. Luckily he kind of understood once I explained why I was so happy to watch him poo on the floor.

[MrsR]

for any men reading

that is sweetener

for coffee

as seen on TV

 

 

[Janeyk]

 

[Indys Mamma]

for any men reading

that is sweetener

for coffee

as seen on TV

 

[MrsR]

I was also desperately hoping he wouldn't discover the Tampax in one of the pockets

I've posted this before but here's Lukey with his 'prize' 

 

[Tiggy's Mum]

I was also desperately hoping he wouldn't discover the Tampax in one of the pockets

I've posted this before but here's Lukey with his 'prize' 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Great thread and has made me laugh 

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

Best one I've heard was a dog who decided to go running into the lounge with his owners rabbit (of non furry type ) in its mouth when she had visitors 

   

 

that makes me feel so much better 

[Lottie (Team Svartalfheim's)]

The Team aren't too bad although I did have to tell the neighbours 6 year old daughter that Pinball was trying to give Boopy a big cuddle when he was trying and failing to do rude things to her. I could have died!!!


Best one I've heard was a dog who decided to go running into the lounge with his owners rabbit (of non furry type ) in its mouth when she had visitors 

[clarenmax]

don't worry... Max, my Springer, is the worst

he runs up to any lady who is 'on' and howls/yodels in front of them after having a good sniff 

Oh dear 

Oh no 

[MrsR]

don't worry... Max, my Springer, is the worst

he runs up to any lady who is 'on' and howls/yodels in front of them after having a good sniff 

Oh dear 

[Indys Mamma]

don't worry... Max, my Springer, is the worst

he runs up to any lady who is 'on' and howls/yodels in front of them after having a good sniff 

[Leanne]

Oh guarenteed they poo in the litter trays 2 mins before guests arrive at the door 

Ooohh yes that always happens to us.

[clarenmax]

  my old dog always used to greet visitors with a pair of my knickers in her mouth.

it's definitely deliberate 

Sorry, but 

As you say Susanne, at least it was only c.hoc wrappers 

[MrsR]

Oh guarenteed they poo in the litter trays 2 mins before guests arrive at the door 

[Janeyk]

  I can sympathise though mine have always done something like that usually pooing when someone comes or sneezing.  I remember Schui once - who because he suffered really bad with sinus problems sneezed a big blob down his face when I had estate agent valuing the house.  He looked at me disgusted as I wiped poor Schui's nose 

[MrsR]

 

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

   my old dog always used to greet visitors with a pair of my knickers in her mouth.

it's definitely deliberate 

[Susanne (urbantigers)]

Neighbour was over last night and while we were chatting His Mosiness helps himself to a Twirl wrapper from my bag.  I took it off him before he got the chance to dash under the bed with it.  Seconds later I hear a rustling sound and there he is with a Snickers wrapper!  At that point I was desperately hoping there were no more choccie wrappers in my bag and that my neighbour wasn't yet convinced that I eat nothing but chocolate (well, at times I do but no need for the neighbours to know that).  I was also desperately hoping he wouldn't discover the Tampax in one of the pockets