I'm sorry - must be tired.
pick up the phone to
"is that the cp errr coventry.... errr cat group" - good start to the conversation - don't remember who we are
yes, this is Coventry cat group (already know what next thing will be)
"got any kittens"
sighs, no hello I'm thicko from daftland.......... I've just lostetc
No
And then of course the ultimately annoying question
"when will you be having some in"
Well, you know theres a good mail order service I know of , of course I can always find myself a tom cat and a queen in season (not as hard as it should be - just go to most parts of the city)........ and then if you'd like to book one for 9 to 10 weeks
Think I need to lie down or take some valium...
For those of us who answer calls each day , you will konw how irritating these sort of conversations get.........
there must be a 'speaking kitten' lady service provided by BT, that comes with an optional extra of a tiny kid or two screaming down the line!!