Another good one (Chloe favourite) is to show no sign of interest when the tray is being sorted, then the minute all is clean and tidy, discover you are BURSTING!
So full, in fact, that you cant be bothered to sit down properly .....
So the resulting puddle manages to go over the edge of the tray ....
And then Mr T arrives and while you are re-emptying the tray and wiping the floor, does a mega poo in the empty tray and tries to bury it wtih nothing ....