Topic: Riley just tried to kill me (Read 3778 times)

clarenmax · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2008, 15:16:15 PM »

Helen, I know I shouldn't have, but I literally just laughed out loud in the office reading this, the mental picture is just too funny

Seriously now though, I hope you're feeling a little less hurty, and I hope Riley is sorry that he hurt his meowmy

Gwen · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2008, 14:10:23 PM »

Good grief he is even using extreme measures now to come and live with aunty Gwen,oh dear I'd be worried if I was you Helen

Gillian Harvey · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2008, 13:36:57 PM »

I'm sorry but that just made me laugh out loud when I read that just now

- I couldnt help it, sorry about your head Helen

My Suzie used to take me by surprise - she was no lightweight (big for a persian girl

) by launching herself at my back when I least expected it! I was always checking behind me just in case LOL!

Kirst · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2008, 13:27:27 PM »

soory but he was just shoeing you haw much he luvs ya!!

Hope your head and neck feel better soon

maryas · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:30:10 PM »

Sorry Helen

The other night in bed Bonnie decided to walk all over my face to get to the other side of the bed instead of walking over my body like she usually does - paw in my mouth and claw up my nose

Mary

sazkat2 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:24:07 PM »

Aww hope you feel better soon. Maybe he vas so happy with the cuddle you gave him he rolled off the top! Maude does this sometimes she gets so carried away with been made a fuss of she just rolls off things!!

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »

Well I woke up this morning feeling a bit sore and incredibly hungover but not a sip of alcohol has passed my lips so think I might have mild concussion! I am now talking to Riley as he gave me an apology snuggle in bed

I think there is a possibility it might have been an accident as there were no feet involved and after he fell off the back of my head onto the floor he did look a bit shocked himself

Den · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:58:52 AM »

I'm sorry but I have to.

Riley's evil twin

has done the exact same thing to me. Only he launched himself onto the front of my head and clung on, two claw feet wrapped around the top/back of my head and two claw feet on my shoulders. Think it probably resembled a scene from alien

LeighK · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:12:34 AM »

Hi,

You have me sympathy as, yes, it does hurt. Alfie does the same thing off of the headboard onto my head every morning, I've taken to wearing a full-face crash helmet in bed

tigerbaby · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2008, 00:23:22 AM »

Bless

I just came across an old ''sleeping cats'' thread on here and showed R the Lu & Ri sleepy cuddle pics - hmmm I think we are plotting a early dawn cat-nap-raid at Casa Helen!!!!

hannah (weeny) · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2008, 00:15:35 AM »

awwwww, poor riley!!!! send him here - he clearly just wanted more huggles!!!! mean mummy!!!

ps - wheres the photies??????

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2008, 00:14:16 AM »

He just did it again (the cute, laying on his back on the top level mewling - not launching himself onto my head!) but I didn't fall for it - I'm ignoring him

hannah (weeny) · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2008, 00:10:04 AM »

ouch!!! poor you!

glad to hear he's a nice sturdy boy too though - - - not great news i guess when he's landing on your head.

hope youre not too sore in the morning

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:50:09 PM »

Didnt know peeps had allegie to ibruprofen lol........but the other should do well.

A packet of frozen peas will do it............I try to keep a really cheap packet in there

Yes doctor would lauggh probably but what the hell.......every one laughed at me when I was bitten by a cactus but had to go to hosptal in end!

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:46:06 PM »

Ouch! That must be really painful

I'm trying hard not to laugh at your misfortune but not doing too well (sorry)

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Gill (sneakiefeline) on November 17, 2008, 23:33:46 PM

Also take two ibruprofen before bed.

Then I would be dead, I'm highly allergic

I have co-codamol left over from my operation so will take some of them - off to see what I have in the freezer to put on my neck. Can you imagine explaining it to the Doctors or to work - a cat fell on my head

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:33:46 PM »

Sounds like you need to put some ice on back of your neck, cos that sounds rather painful.

Do you have any Ibelieve (sp). after icing and before bed, rub into neck and shoulders. Also take two ibruprofen before bed.

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:30:23 PM »

Aww she just wants to help her Mum

Quote from: Bryony84 on November 17, 2008, 23:19:10 PM

crikey, raining cats! Whatever next I wonder if he meant to or if it was just a serious misjudgement!

One of Chilli's favourite tricks is sitting in the hall and attacking my head with her claws as I walk up the stairs.

He often does 'pretend' attacks where he'll launch himself up the door frame just as I come out of a room or jump on top of the bannister and whack me on the head but this was different

I'm always sceptical of these 'no win, no fee' people who try and claim for whiplash saying that every single part of their body hurts but I'm not joking - my head is throbbing inside and out, my neck is sore and my shoulders and lower back hurt

He's huge Gill, all muscle - he might even weigh more than that as he was 7.65 kg including the carrier at the vets and it's a lightweight plastic carrier

Janeyk · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:22:49 PM »

If I pick Byron up she claws her way up to your neck and when I was sat varnishing the skirting boards she decided to sit perched on my shoulders, I'm sure she thinks she is a parrot

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:21:06 PM »

6.5 kg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats as heavy as Misa

Riley must be much bigger than he looks

Sorry about your head and it will be briused in morning and painful for days

No really I am sorry

Bryony84 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:19:10 PM »

crikey, raining cats! Whatever next

I wonder if he meant to or if it was just a serious misjudgement!

One of Chilli's favourite tricks is sitting in the hall and attacking my head with her claws as I walk up the stairs.

Janeyk · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:17:20 PM »

ooh

ouchy ouch

Tiggy's Mum · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2008, 23:13:07 PM »

I was minding my own business when I heard a pathetic mewling noise, I looked over and saw Riley stretched out on his back at the top of his climber looking ridiculously cute. It was too much to resist so I went over to him.

As I got there I saw Lu in his bed on the third level down looking supercute too. I gave Lu a quick tickle then stood on the arm of the settee and rubbed Riley's tummy and kissed his head. After a few minutes I climed down and kneeled on the settee facing Lu and tickled his tummy, just as he began to purr I felt an almighty thud. Riley had launched himself of the top level directly onto my head like a lemming. I don't think he was jumping down as there were no claws, just a sickening thud as all 6.5 kg of him landed smack bang on my head

It really hurts

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