News about Minimopsical

[Tiggy's Mum]

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[Teresa Pawcats]

Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff. 

Forget the Tena`s and invest in a Purrs Calendar it much better quality 

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[Tan]

Not gonna meantion it cause it really could be them  I am not sure who but i suspect Marl as he does seem to be the smooth talker  But ......How did they get out that night 

[Tiggy's Mum]

Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff. 

I note that you are not trying to clear Garf or Marley's name  Guilty conscience? 

Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi, Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats


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[maryas]

That's it Tan, you work until midnight (or later) and get our calendars done - we love you.  

Mary and Bonnie x

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Stop giggling and go and get on with the calendar for Rons cats 

[Tan]

 

[Tan]

Look ere, I was just doing the final bits for the calendar and spent last half hour readin this ere topic, now i can't do a blommin ting cause im larfin too much and had to go get a tena on.
Now i am too high up in my seat to do the calendar proper like so it gonna take me all night now. Huuurrrumpffff. 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Meowmy says the final prrofs will be coming up cos dealine has passed ffor changes.....sorry I is tryin type fast before she comes back to puta.

Then its goin off too da printers so then all da orders need to come in very fast, cos they stopped at momnet.

buy a calendar for cats at Rons like I used to be and lots of other kittiez hear too

Sasa

[Teresa Pawcats]

I just cant post for laughing 

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[alisonandarchie]

 

[Christine (Blip)]

Jaffa is far too much of a gentleman

And of course, Jaffa has eyes only for Blip 

Have y'all bought your calendars yet to support Lost Cats Brighton?

[Teresa Pawcats]

Minimopsical has said she will consider offers of marriage by any suitor carrying a Purrs Calendar 

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[Susanne (urbantigers)]

Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi,  Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats

Jaffa is far too much of a gentleman but I wouldn't count Mosi out 

[Millys Mum]

Im sure they see colour, george always knew his bowl was blue and taffys red 

Simon has a grey tail but was out drinking with Sylvias Tabs that night 

[Tiggy's Mum]

Mini-belle Tinker-mopsical whatever she is called may have said

one of them had a grey tail

but what we have to remember is that cats only see in black and white so of course the tail of the pen-i-traitor(s) appeared to be grey  Neither Lucas nor Riley could possibly be the father, as demonstrated by the photographic evidence below. 

The boys demand compensation for this wrongful accusation, they are not greedy and will settle for anyone that hasn't already done so buying the super duper, professionally printed two year calendar featuring Purrs cats with all profits going to Ron @ LostCatsBrighton.

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[Kirst]

I am most definitely getting a calender (or five!)

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

I am very pleased that none of the boys here on on the suspect list as a purrrrrrrpitrator 

All their tales are the wrong colour and hope you find tha guilty party.

Minimposical, as one girl to another......whispers dont yoo no who the boy was , I mean do you have that many boyfriends...........go on tell. I wont meow on yoo  really

I think we are getting a calendar cos I am on it in my most beouuuuutiful tortieness 

All da monies goes to Rons cats in need 

Sasa

[Minimopsical]

O Dear O Dear I Minimopsical am a good girl, zis is not my fault, I said it was an Immaculate Conception but no one believes me  Please Romeos show yourselves and declare your love for me
I am broken hearted to have been abandoned by the loves of my life,I thought we would bring our children up together; I guess I will have to apply for Child Support in the form of I Purrs Calendar per kitten per week i.

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[LeighK]

I agree Dawn, I never thought I'd see the four-letter word "Bank" on here either 

[Dawn F]

now there's a word I never thought I'd see on purrs!!!!

[Teresa Pawcats]

I was wondering as, by coincidence, Alfie was originally named "Little Al" when I adopted him, he has been looking pretty pleased with himself lately although, without his "bits" I think that the most he could manage is a cuddle 

Without his bits; who are you kidding , with the state of the ecomony I guiess he used the Sperm Bank 

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[LeighK]

I was wondering as, by coincidence, Alfie was originally named "Little Al" when I adopted him, he has been looking pretty pleased with himself lately although, without his "bits" I think that the most he could manage is a cuddle 

[Teresa Pawcats]

I note that Helen indicates there is MORE than one father by using the words "they had a grey tail", Gem is solid ginger and Jem is a very dark tabby, we will get to the bottom of this and find out who the pen-i-traitors are. Obviously one of them had a grey tail but the other was most definately of the Ginger variety, thinking about it baby Gem reminds me of Baggins.

Leigh as Little Leigh is just a couple of miles down the road I feel compelled to put Alfie on the list of chief suspects

[Kirst]

If one of the kitties has a tail like a lemur then there is a strong change Gizzy may be the guilty party!

[LeighK]

 

Incidentally I note there's a place nearby called "Little Leigh" 

[Zenith (Liz)]

Lol!

[Den]

That Memphis has always had an eye for the ladies you know

Well he does strut around the house thinking he's a stud muffin! And he is the biggest flirt going so nothing would surprise me 

But then Lucas and Riley really do look exhausted,maybe they had "too much" action before daylight 

That is exactly what I was thinking ... they do look rather worn out 

[Gwen]

That Memphis has always had an eye for the ladies you know

But then Lucas and Riley really do look exhausted,maybe they had "too much" action before daylight 

[Tiggy's Mum]

Well we all know who the Mummy is but the question is, who is the Daddy? 

I received a letter yesterday addressed to Masters Lucas & Riley.  It was from Purrsonal Claim Solicitors of Weaverham stating that the one of the boys has been named as the father of Gem & Jem. Mini-belle Tinker-mopsical The mother will not state which cat is the father, only that they had a grey tail.

I was horrified when I read this and set about searching the CCTV footage from the day the kittens were conceived.  I would like to publish these stills from the footage to once and for all clear the boys' name.  Look very closely at the times on the stills, the boys were sleeping all that day, the minute they opened their eyes was luckily captured on camera.  The only conclusion that can be reached is that neither Lucas or Riley could possibly be the father.












There has been some suggestion that Jasmine's 'Me-too' could be the father but I myself think they have the look of Memphis about them 

Due to the colouring of Gem, or is it Jem other suspects put forward are Jerry, Gizzy,  Hobbes, Jaffa, Mosi,  Marley, Garf, Cody, Billy, Baggy, Buddie, Toby, Tiggy, Winston, Sol or Tommy - and NO, I didn't go through the fantastic Purrs two year professionally printed calendar available to pre-order from the link below picking out the ginger cats


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[Rosella moggy]

Just fab. Cheers me dears. Had me howling 

[Teresa Pawcats]

I'm going to demand a DNA test, the boys are insisting they've been nowhere near Weaverham 

We all believe differently and the cost of the DNA test is the purchase of a Purrs calendar in aid of Rons Rescue 

incidentally Minimopsical is a true lady and may now be claiming rape 

[Tiggy's Mum]

Your just trying to get out of paying kitten maintenence,we know your game

 

[Gwen]

Your just trying to get out of paying kitten maintenence,we know your game

[Tiggy's Mum]

I'm going to demand a DNA test, the boys are insisting they've been nowhere near Weaverham 

Before anyone says this is a hoax post to promote the fantastic, professionally printed, two year calendar featuring our beloved cats which is available to pre-order from http://www.purrsinourhearts.co.uk/catalog/2009-2010-large-calendar-purrs-design-p-145.html and which if all 150 copies are sold will raise £1140 for Ron's rescue http://www.lostcatsbrighton.org.uk/ then here's the pics to prove it....

[Gwen]

That will make you Nana Helen then,has a nice ring to it has that

[Tiggy's Mum]

[CC & The Pussycat Guys & Dolls]

 

Still up to your naughty tricks I see Helen 

[maryas]

P.S. - you all need to change LOTS to LOST 

I said to myself 'Oh law, Mary's finally flipped'  but then I saw what you meant.

Ladies: you've all copied and pasted a spelling mistake into your signatures and they all say 'LotsCatsBrighton'.  Which may be true, but it's not what Ron calls his rescue. 

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99% maybe Chris - well I have been with Purrs for over a year now 

Mary

[Tiggy's Mum]

Helen own up there were only 2 temptations Lucas and Riley 

If everyone promises to buy a Calendar for Rons wonderful Rescue, I will promise never to let Minimopsical have temptations again 

Are you insinuating that one of my boys is the father?  They couldn't be, could they?  Surely the distance...  Not to mention that I've bought them up properly and they wouldn't have taken advantage of Mini-wotsit in that way