Embarassing moment no.1

[tigerbaby]

 
That is just hilarious - and even more funny that you explained you were talking to a cat.

[koscha (Ruth M)]

Leigh....you is the new fonejacker!

[maryas]

No not dense, just thick!!!  Don't mean it Chris 

The woman meant that if he was 35 he probably wasn't ill and didn't need to be there. I think    You've got me thinking now and I can't think now as it's time to go home in 5 minutes 


Come on Leigh explain it to us - if you can 
Mary x

[Christine (Blip)]

I told her that I felt my age and she agreed that there'd be little point in sitting in a doctor's waiting room if the opposite was true 

If you aged your felt?  Am I being dense?

[LeighK]

I told her that I felt my age and she agreed that there'd be little point in sitting in a doctor's waiting room if the opposite was true 

[maryas]

you're worse than me Leigh - you're not 50 yet!!!   

Mary x

[LeighK]

I said was she there to see the doctor for a problem with her eyes 
Mary x

and I said to you, "there's always someone ready to  on your parade isn't there?!"

I like anyone who slashes 15 years off my age, I asked her if she'd like to be my friend but she kinda shuffled onto the next seat along 

[maryas]

Do you want to know his Embarrassing moment number 2?????

He phoned me shortly after and was telling me about a lady he was chatting to in the doctor's surgery and she couldn't believe he knew all about food from years and years ago - she said he only looked 35 - I said was she there to see the doctor for a problem with her eyes 

Mary x

[Leanne]

 

That made me laugh out loud in the office

[LeighK]

Okay hun, I'll meet you half way on this one, how about a single-fronted unit in or near Byfleet or Cobham ? 

[clarenmax]

Or of course a lovely double fronted retail unit in Woking?   

[LeighK]

 

Oh well, never mind it was worth a try 

[clarenmax]

lol, not in Kingston no, too far out of area, but can do you a nice premises in Bisley 

[LeighK]

You got any old warehouse round here that would interest me then hun? 

[clarenmax]

You gotta love Estate Agents, luckily me and my commercial letting skills are better than that, and I don't bug people either 

[LeighK]

Hiya,

Yes it was very funny, the pestering estate agent was really  me off. After exhaustively explaining my price bracket, preferred location and preferred choice of property he was calling me with details of far too expensive, unsuitable properties in stupidly far off locations. I felt like saying what part of 1 bedroom flat withing 3/5 miles of X at maximum price of £xxx,xxx do you not understand mate!!, so do you seriously think that I'd be interested in a £400,000, 2 bedroom maisonette in North London?! 

Cheers

Leigh

[clarenmax]

  I love moments like that, you always remember them and they always make you giggle 

[puddypaws]

    Mark - shades of Mrs. Slocombe there methinks

[LeighK]

Hi Mark,

Well at least it made me sound a bit "interesting"  for a change

Cheers

Leigh

[Mark]

Just as well you didn't say "What a lovely pussy" 

[LeighK]

Hi folks,

The other evening I was on the phone, being pestered by a really desperate to make some money, estate agent. I wandered into the bedroom (Suzie's lair) talking away to him and Suzie heard me and appeared from under the chest of drawers and miaowed loudly. I knew what she wanted and, without thinking, to my horror I heard myself saying "I can't come to bed yet baby, it's far to early, we'll have a nice cuddle later" then the penny dropped and I realised that I still had the mobile phone to my ear. There was a brief silence during which time I could hear the guy on the phone thinking "maybe I've called at an inconvenient time"  I did explain that I was talking to a cat but I'm not sure (read don't care) if he believed me or not

Cheers

Leigh