Jes' one corgetto, givs it ter me....................
Is like der one dat Pedro can see
Is trooooo, is not der p's
but is der marra
der one fer me...................
(okay - well Marra might be Geordie for "friend", but I is allowed some poetic licence, and I'm sure this old chap meant it in the best posisble taste - give what you can should be our watchword...... )
Ps - when I was a kid and we had "Harvest festival" collections, everyone used to end up donating a vegetable marrow - everyone grew them, no-one ate them.......
I suspect the same marrow did the rounds year after year.................