Diablo screams for life

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  Oh, Hey - Wow!   I means, Pedro WOW!!   Yoo is owtside - owtside!!  Yoo is rite brave Ace Reportur Kittie, yoo is.  Speshully steppin on dat manhole fingy.  Is rite wot yoo dun, goin jus'a lil' bit at first.  Gots ter knows how ter stake owt yer territoree, see?  Lets Miss Minimopsical and dat softie Milly     shows yoo wot's wot inna gardun.  Yoo luks very shplendid in Buster's collar, an 'e woz der very speshul cat, jus' like wot yoo is an' Miss Minimopsical is.     Wait 'til meowmy dun seez dese pictchas!      


Hello Pedro, Auntie Suepoo here.  Well, I could hardly believe my eyes, but there you were, looking very handsome in your temporary blue collar that was Buster's and now adorns another very important neck.  And Milly and Miss Minimopsical keeping both d' eyes on yoo.  Sorry, slipped a bit there into Paddy speak.     Well, I reckon Buster will be looking down and grinning that special Buster grin to see you getting so brave and enjoying the spring sunshine.    And I wanted to say thank yo for your wonderful parking prayer, which has helped enormously.   

Please give Aunty T a big squeezy hug from me, and Pedro?  Nom nom nom!!        Am off for another look at those piccies! 

[CarolM (Wendolene)]

Pedro - I think being allowed to wear Buster's collar makes you 'extra-speshul, very 'portant cat' because we all know how 'portant Buster was.  Glad you're getting your own tho - that means you'll be going out lots more 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Eres sum more pics, the manhole was scary but I walked over it,we ad fun wiv the Purrs laser toy you can just spot the red dot Whatych fink of me wearing busters collar, cant wait for me own one to come,zis means I am portant cat 
Pedrox

[Teresa Pawcats]

Heres the first few pics

[Christine (Blip)]

Ah, Pedro, it's lovely to be able to go outside and enjoy the sunshine, isn't it?  No wonder you're a happy happy Pedro 

[JackSpratt]

Wow, Pedro - braving the outside world. Glad you had fun with Milly and Minimopsical.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Everybuddy I ave zee most exciting news to tell youz,Mumt woz terrified, I woz scardey cat at first but then it got betta an betta.

I Pedro az bin out in ze garden for ze firstest time, I kept runnin back in ze ouse to make sure it woz still there, I stole Mumtys buttered toast off Busters Bench an I played outside wiz Minimopsical and Milly the friendly feral; I will be onest I only went on patio coz woz scared to go too far to grass but soon I will.
Mumty put a blue fing round my neck,it had a jingle which I liked,it ad writin on it Buster Paws Inn and numbers,it woz one of those lovely Kittycollars, so zat woz me safe and andsome cept my name is Pedro not Buster, guess wot a nice new one wiz my name on it will be ere soon. Yippee I iz Appy Appy Pedro.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy, Aunty Suepoo I will get Mumt to post the pics when she gets off her botty 
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy I iz gettin on puter early tuday,before mumt gets tired,she is avin her coffee just now,er 2nd of ze day,she az her first one at 6 ish outside on Busters Bench and zat Milly iz all over er now,zis morning she not only got on Mumtys knee but she started aving sips of er coffee, Mumt woz not impressed she told Milly zat zere are Magical Moments and Maniac moments and Milly she must learn zee diffrence,Milly said message received an undastood and smacked Mumt 
Well I iz avin extra sachet of food each day to build mez up and so far me tummy iz gud anz ze poop is comin,so I iz appy Pedro again,Minimopsical iz getting extra too so she dunt feel left out.
Ows youz Mouf doin Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy cos it needs to stay gud for Easter ,Iz never add Easter before but I know a big chocolat e bunny leaves us nice treats ope all of zem are to eat,know mumt az big turkey crown in freza if she members to get it out, now turkey zat wuld be gud.
Aunty Suepoo zis iz for you
Dear Purry God of cats anz cars please please elp me Aunty Suepoo wiz bestest biggest an ze safest parking place and if youz could make it smell of Cherry blossom, Fank Youz 
ok Mumt wants er lappy top back
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Erm, der toone, now den it goes -   "dum dum dum, der dum der dum der -  da dee da dum, der dum......" I finks.    I hears Aunty T haz hads der bit too much ess'itement fer wun day an bin overdooin it like, so she gots ter takes it eezier terday.  I'se sendin her der speshul healin snuzzle -  a whiksery wun wiv purrs innit.     Yoo looks after her pleeze, pedro.  An I 'opes yer tum is still gud an no probs in der poop departmunt.   

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy that tis faberlush song, I will ave to lurn it an ze tune,Mumt iz useless tuday and she cant elp mez wiz puter coz she wants to snooze, so I cum back an I write proper tumorrow
Love
Pedrox

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Ello Pedders - is me - I'se sneeked onna pooter now meowmy's back     Oh I is so pleezed yoo has not es'ploded from all dat lactulose.  Dat wer a releef!      Now den, bowt dat loosin der weyt.  Dat not gud yer knows.  Yer gots ter eet so I finks extra rashuns  is der ansur, an mebbe yoo dun gotta eets Miss Minimopsical's nosh when yoo gets a chance, eh? 

me meowmy sez der is dis song abowt yoo, rite, an it goes:

Peddero.... famuss lil Kittie from Paws-Inn-o
Famuss from Land's End to Mexico
needs extra rashuns ter make him grow....

Peddero.... Ace lil Reportur from Manchesto...
Pleeze sends him butta wiv towst "ter go"                (d'joo want fries wiv dat?  )
Wiv extra bikskits (he luves em so....)

Hey - yoo knows wot?  I finks she jus' makin dat up!    Hmmmm.  She sez it was Bruvverhud of Man, but I finks she fibbin...     everbuddy knows yoo is famuss from Lands End to Noo Zeelund.       Sigh....  Is hard havin der meowmy like der wun wot I gots.   

Anyhows, me an me Faberlush Lady Lexy bin re-arranjin Aunty Roof's furnichur.  Got ridduf sum bits an peeces ter make more room like.     An I wents fer d'walk wiv Tess an me Aunty Lynn.  And - and - Aunty Lynn frowed Tess's ball inter next-door by mistuk, an had ter go an ask "Pleeze can we has d'ball back, pleeze?"    I fort dat were rite funny.   

Okays.  I gots ter go jus' now.  Me tummy's rumblin, needs fud.  I be back latur,okay?      Hugs fer yoo an Aunty T 

Unkel Paddy  xxxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Aunty Suepoo I ere youz back from Spain where I got my name from 
All zat lactulose it didna do no arm and me tumm woz ok, I am gettin extra rations coz mumT wurrid bout all weight I az lost an even Aunty Claire noticed on saturday, I wont moan bout extra fud it always makes me appy,just ope tum can cope.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy I ope youz enjoyed youz nights of passhion wiv Lady Lexy while Suepoo woz away and glad aunty L looked after you propa like.
love
Pedro Poop master General x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Allo Pedro.  How is yoo dis mornin?  After - erm, Aunty T went mad wiv der lactulose....?    I is almost frightunned ter ask.  I 'opes was not too, drastik.      An after yoo went an buried it an everyfink all gud an proper like wot puss meowmy's teeched us.    Hoomans.  I dunno....    Still, can't sack yer Mum T.  She's der Ace Pedro Reporter Kitty's Number 1 Meowmy.    An she do noes sum gud storees - dat Lion anna Witch anna wardrobe be rite gud.  Yoo is 'andsomer than Aslan, I reckuns. 

"Der cat anna fleadull"     I likes dat.    Me meowmy sez when she wuz lickle, she read Tip an Mitten an it woz 'bout kittens! 

I iz sorree 'bout Miss Minimopsical's mishap wiv der motie car.  Meowmy dun had wun too wiv hers - she dun scraped der side of der bumper wen a bad persun blocked her in inna car park.  She rite annoyed, I tells yer.  I sez ter her, jus' put it inna wash - it cums owt alrite.  I hears 'er say dat it all cum owt inna wash lots.  I dunno.  Hoomans.       Anyways.  I not be onna pooter fer next few days.  Meowmy an daddy is goin ter Spain ter see der famlee.  An Aunty Lynn dunt lets me use der pooter.     But I be backs.  An I 'opes yoo is rite gud til next time I iz on.  Bye fer now.      fer yoo an Aunty T.   

Unkle Paddy

[Teresa Pawcats]

Elp itz ficial Mumt az lost er marbles,I iz not bein proply cared for, she looked at my litter tray zis moaning anz said No poop then she poured an extra dollop of laxative on me breakfast, I woz ungry so I wolfed it all down, anyhows DaddyR e emptied my tray and e told mumT zat I ad dun Poop a big one, I ad just bin a gud Peddy and buried it everso neatly, Well if Iz getz runs we know who to blame dont wez.
Finkin I shuld start pet ition to sack MumT
love
Pedro Poop Master General x, O D`d on lactulose 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy, Gosh youz az made Mumt lauf so much she is urting  she sayz she gonna leave zis fread to mez to reads to er in futur coz it urts er chesty when she laufs so much.
I ave to say it woz The cat and der Fleadull
Anz ze cow it did jump over ze moon it woz wen mumt fergut er glasses and tried to put im in cat carrier for castration 
I az not read Wind in willows nor az Mumt  fink she az ad poor edukations,wen she woz at skool she ad Dick and Dora books an fluff an Nip an lots of catechisms but no toady,sez er best ever book woz Lion Witch and Wardrobe,she sez I am ansome like Aslan 
I az never seen a crab fingy Paddyyyyyyy,mumt is lergic to shell fish so we az to make do wiz wots in zee sachet,nezer mind I iz glad youz liked Mr. Crab anz I ope youz nice friend e givs youz sum mor.
Minimopsical she not usin er car,she sez it az bin well battered by mr washeen machine anz she needs to keep up er street cred 
Gud news is I ave dun me Poop zis moaning an all ze muckin outz iz finished early, Strudel az gon for spay fingy tuday an ze sun az cum out.
Big  to Aunty Suepoo
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  Oh hey, mornin Pedders, me lil mate.  I'se so pleezed dat yoo managed ter poop.  Ander free lil piggies helpt!    I woz finkin too, der woz dat wunnerful storee, Der Wind inna Willows - Mista Toad wot woz in dat storee - well, 'e 'ad a motie car too, like Miss Minimopsical's (but he din't not have no helipopter like wot yoo haz  ) an when 'e woz in der motie car, he used ter go "Poop Poop!"  (musta bin a bit - well, messy, but s'pect 'e cudn't helps it coz wen yoo gotta go, yoo gotta go!)  So mebbes, next time yoo not able ter go, we gots ter fink storees.  Poop storees.

Fanks yoo Pedro.  Me mowf dun be rite gud jus' now an I'se gettin nice fings ter eet.    An I bin playin inna gardin agin an'non Saturday I had a propur treet, coz Mr Tommy-Next-Door he dun gived me a whole crab!  Annee tuk owt dem bits wot yoo's not meanter eet, and I eets der rest an wow - it was rite gud!     Mind yoos, wen I seeed meowmy's face, it wuz like dis    So I dint offur her nun.  I et it all up insted.

Yoo haz der gud day me lil' fellur.  Gived Aunty T der big snuzzles offa me, anna hug from me meowmy  and meowmy sends a gentle healing tummy rub ter keep dem bowells funsherning.    Bye fer now.   

Unkel Paddy   xxxx

Hey, Pedders - joo noes dis wun?

"Hey Diddul Diddul,
Der Cat had a fiddul   (probly not had no frontline)
Anner cow jumpt over d'moon (d'yer fink dat bit troo?)
Der lil dog larft ter see such fun (stoopid dog)
anna dish rannur way wif' der spoon.  "

[Bazsmum]

Guess we'll have some more of these then.......

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Everybuddy, I woz reading ze story of ze 3 iclke piggies an zee big bad wolf who uffed and e puffed till e blew ze ouse down,anyows I fout zat is intrestin an soundz like fun, So Peddy Uffed an e puffed anz nofink appened,well i waznt givin up So I UFFED BIg and I PUFFED big and gave a big PUSH tooz and guess wot the ouse didnt fall down but zee Poop it cum out  Mr wolf ee musta ad big puff to blow ouse down  still ees sorted me bowls out  purraps I should read more books, Jack and zee Catstalk sounds gud  anyhows Mumt and mez are mightily relieved.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyy I opes youz mouf is still gud and zat youz ad speeshul gud dinna yesturday, and zat you membered to give Aunty Suepoo gud Meowmy day 
love
Pedro poop Master General x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Poop?    Paddy sends his very best for Poop Master General Pedro.   

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

No Pedro Poop.    

[Teresa Pawcats]

No sign of poop

[Bazsmum]

Any luck on the pooping front T? 

[Wibblechick]

Ere iz sum poop vybes fer yer - izzernt nyce wen yoo carnt "go" proppa   

Sumtymes we get froggiziz hear - I lykze them coz thay jumpee an squeekee!!! 

Mr T

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Oh noes.  Peddy, yoo needs ter poop.   Sendin der big cyber-laxatives to yoo.  Is glad dat Minimopsical's bed is washed ok anddat der helipopter is a gud back-up.  Come on, me lil' frend.  Poop.  poop, poop,poop!  I bin watchin d'ose froggies.   Oh sneeky dey is.   

Unkel Paddy  xxxx   

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello everybuddy mefinks I might need some cyber laxatives (poop vibes) I aznt bin at all since yesturday and I az ad extra lactulose an granules,mumt finks sum dynamite mite be gud idea but she as not got any. I knowz I iz not too bungeed yet cos I still eatin mez fud and itz not cumin up but sumfink inside is very ard indeedy.
Minimopsicals bed az finalley cum frough washeen machine and looks gud,she is buzy snoozing in er elicopter right now,she seems to snooze lots zees dayz.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy youz keep eye out for zem sneaky froggy spawns creepin up on youz, for Aunty suepoo
love
Pedro Poop Master General x (now on poop strike)

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy mez Mumt ses I no pooping poop anymore I iz pooping ard black coke an zis not gud,so me biccie rations av bin withdrawn till  mez tum is sorted  I iz gonna starve to deaf  ,
People zey loved Bella and Pansy but zey loved Barney and Benji zee mostest so the boys will be gettin new ome on Monday,but Mumt ses she will move the girls to the boys outside Pen wen boyz ave gone so Iz wont ave to watch zem bein gannets 
Minimopsical stayed in ere driving seat all yesturday so car still needs wash,fink itz goin in tuday.

Oops I dunno like zis laptoppy puter,it posted fore I finished mes tiepin.
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy youz be careful of all zem baby froggies in ze gardin and dont be gettin too fuciastic wiv Lady Lexy,youz need to keep up youz strength for the Nom Nom Nom.
Big  to mez Aunty Suepoo
love
Pedro Poop Master General, still on a go slow x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Mornin, Pedders me lil' frend.  How's yer belly fer spots terday, den?  (Dat's wot me meowmy sumtimes sez ter me!  )  I iz rite full of zip terday, an hopin' yoo an yer bum are as gud as I is feelin.  Wot did d'peepul finks of Bella an' Pansy?  Dey gonna get a home, d'ja fink? An' ow did Miss Minimopsical's car do in d'wash?  I 'opes it werent writtun off.  Rite, I'se off ter have annuver footle round me gardin, den I goes an sees me Faberlush Lady lexy fer abit.

Gives me Aunty T a leg snuzzle from me, anna hug from me Meowmy, and meowmy also sends a chin tickle fer yoo.  xxx

Unkel Paddy xxxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Well mez poop dance is more like a very slowwwwwwwwwww waltz tuday, I pushed an I pushed and 2 black lumps ard as rock cums out,mumT says zat not gud and she iz keepin er beady eye on mez spose ze gud fing iz I got zem lumps out.
Mez still finks toast in ze post wuld be gud,I dreamin of a letta dressed to mez Pedro an wen I openens it I can smell ze butter,o dear I az made meself ungry again.
We ave got someone cumin to meet mez girlfriends Bella and Pansy tuday, I opes they like em cos they are real ickle gannets and I fink I wuld get more fud if zey were gone 
Minimopsical is gaurding er car tuday cos she erd mumt say she woz gonna feed it to Mr Washin masheen, Minimopsical not pleased az last time this appened car was nearly a write off 
Opes youz iz aving fun in ze garden Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy, itz goin to be nice tuday.
Big  for mez favourite Aunty Suepoo
love
Pedro Poop Master General x currently on a go slow 

[Bazsmum]

Yay! Glad pedders is pooping again! 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   But, Pedders, if'n yoo dunt have der envelup, how yoo gonna know if'n enywun's bin likkin at yore butter?  S'pose dere mite be likky marks.  Hmmm.  Am finkin 'bout dat wun, Pedro.   

Oh noes!  Aunty T!  Wot dem nastee boys do ter yoo?  Bleh!  Froggyspawn down'a neck.     Dunt worree.  Yoo can comes ter my howse too, an I not put froggiespawn down yer frock, I promises.    I makes shoor dey not nowhere near.      I 'opes yer enjoys yer nap.  I is gonna have wun meself too shortlee.  See yer latur Pedro.    

Unkle Paddy  xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyy I finks toast in ze post sounds gud,magin ordering youz toast online,em yez i take 4 chunks tuday wiv fick butter, gud busness venture zere  who needs an envelope

I iz goin to tell youz big big secret, Mumt she is terrfied of zem froggies,wen she woz ickle her brothers put froggie spawn down ere frock and she never got over it,fink ze iz all out now though  when Cleo was alive she brought tiny baby frog in ouse and mumT woz isterickle she called dad ome from work to deal wiz it.

So Aunty Christine wants to see mez appy poop dance just wish I could figure ow to send smell effects so youz no ow gud it iz  anyhows more poop tuday  so I iz gud.
Time for a ickle catnap methinks
love
Pedro poop master general xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

    Mornin Pedders, me Ace Reportur Kittie.  I'se so glad yoo be poopin proper agin.    Fink definutlee der appy poopy dance is in ordur     

I can sends yoo der extra bikskits if'n' yoo still not gettin enuff.  I 'as some nice wuns wot is gentle on me mowf.  Dey has funnee lil shapes. Dunt fink dat buttery towst wud travel s' well in der post tho.  Towst inna post. No, pr'aps not.    Der butter wud get stuck onna enverlup.
Anyhows, yoo jus' tells d' Bus Driver wen yoo wants ter cum to my howse, yoo jus tells him yoo knows Paddy's daddy is "on d' staff" and dey lets yer travel free.  (As long as Aunty T sez is orlrite).  Speakin of which, pleeze give Aunty T der snuzzle frum me, and meowmy sends yoo a Nom Nom Nom! 

Unkel Paddy.  xxxx

PS - hey - yoo knows wot der froggies in our pond bin doin?  Dey bin makin froglets.  Oh yurs.  Must nurly be spring rite propur! 

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Thats grand pedro 

[Christine (Blip)]

Ello Everybuddy I iz doin ze appy poop dance tuday,

I'd really like to see that 

xBlip

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Everybuddy I iz doin ze appy poop dance tuday,me finks my tum iz gettin settled again. Fink it must be catchin cos Bella just did one an it stunk us out 
I iz getting 8 biccies each day now,not much infact not enuff for big strong lad like mezs; I az bin a bit sneezy since I was in vets fink it must be pollen stress 
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy I opes youz is gud,givs my Aunty Suepoo big cuddles and  from mez
love
Pedro Poop Master general x

[Teresa Pawcats]

Whoops no poop zis moaning, I will az to be careful and push zee bit arder but I iz ok and I iz Appy Pedro.
Still not ad any buttery toast must tell mumt to get zee butter out zat will elp mez 
Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyy I opes youz is gud and zat Aunty Suepoo cooked youz a gud roast dinner yesturday 
love
Pedro Poop Master General x

[clarenmax]

Excellent, well done Pedders 

[Bazsmum]

Yay! So happy Pedro is pooping again! 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyy
Well I woz gonna get zat bus fingy and cum to youz house but Mumt wuldnt givs me zee bus fare so I az to stay ere and starve. Mez bowels is gud though, I iz pooping ok again
Sending my speeshul Peddy  to youz an Aunty Suepoo
love
Pedro Poop master General x

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Pedders, me lil frend!    I'se shokked wot yoo not gettin no buttery toest an I wud grumble ter anywun wot will lissun if'n I woz yoo - dey mights have fergot!    I duz dat, see?

Den again, mebbe dey is jus' makin shoor yoo dunt have der upset tum again.  Yoo dunt wanna be goin back to der vet person, eh?  Nasty bad.    But, yoo is welcum ter cums ter my howse anytimes.  Yoo needs der X2 Bus at der front bus stop, or der nummer 43 at der back bus stop an ask der driver when you needs ter get off an he tells yer.     I gives Meowmy der cuddles from yoo an she is rite chuffed.  Like dis -    She sendin snuzzles back, wiv a Nom Nom Nom! an also sez dis a big wun fer Aunty T, 'coz she bin pawly too.       

Unkle Paddy xxxx