Diablo screams for life

[Dawn F]

I understand where you are coming from Andrew but maybe after all the upset and expense you've had lately one who's had a slightly healthy start in life might be easier on your nerves - I'm sure there are lots of people here who could help

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

I know I'm mad but I'm tempted to adopt Pedro...

Andrew

I think there's going to be a queue, Andrew. 

[Andrew]

I know I'm mad but I'm tempted to adopt Pedro...

Andrew

[Jennifer]

 
That's brilliant!  

[Dawn F]

how fantastic!!!  thanks for passing that on Christine

[Christine (Blip)]

how are your brother and sister doing Pedro??

Forgive me for butting in, but you'll be pleased to see this, Dawn, and others might too - scroll down a little way for Diablo and Marguerita    http://www.pawsinncats.com/rehome.php

[Dawn F]

how are your brother and sister doing Pedro??

[Teresa Pawcats]

Shhhhh, you at the vets   Uncle Paddyyy ? you asleep ? when I az sleep at vets I dreamed of giant chicken and I woz chasin her feathers, she pecked me and woke me up ans I felt better again with all my troubles and pains gone,cept the poop smell of course. Uncle Paddyyyy you is the brave one, if ya sez zat chicken yous tell her get in ze dish for whenz ya wake up    Youz will be ungry whe ya awake and youz will be feelinz gud   
Aunty Sue  :hug 2: do not be wozzying about metal cat,she do not have heart and can be replaced evens if its wiz a bicycle one  but I iz really hopin youz can fix here 

love
Pedro the pre school kittenx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  D'as gud little fella.     d'becca will sort you out, wiv dis Bare ee um meal fingy.  Bet it dunt taste like, like - prawns.  Or chip shop fish. 

Aunty T - yoo as bin off colour?  Is sendin yoo der big hug  We dunt want yoo off colour.  No sir ee.   I gots ter go to der  v e t termorra.  Is not gud.  But I is sto ick.  (dat means brave  ) which is more dan me meowmy is.   But she dun got bad news about her uvver cat (der metal one) so fink dat be der problum.  I not be so high maintnance.     I just a bit tetchy terday cos der hussy pussy dun be in me gardin terday an dat woz cheeky. 

I be sendin yer d'gud vibes little Pedders.  Orlrite?    Poop, eat, poop, eat!     

Uncle Paddy xxxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

I ok Uncle Paddyyyyyyyy,eat poop eat ,poop
Rebecca is coming to see me next Wednesday and she will decide when I go to vet for special feast of barium.

I haz not been singing much cos Aunty T been a bit off colour ( old age you know) but Uncle Paddyyy I has been thinking about your mouth and hope it is getting better so you can have them prawns and chickens again; I do hope your vet is nice to you if you go to see him.
love
Pedro the pre school kitten xx
for Aunty Sue

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Pedders?  nom nom nom!   

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Oh Pedro, we all loved that!  You're such a clever little pre-school Kittie! 

Well, Paddy was lazing out in the garden this morning when I left him, contemplating life and stuff, and I think it's safe to say we're feeling much more positive and focused.  So, sending lots of positive poop and get-well-belly thoughts your way too Pedro, so's you'll be able to get out of gaol real soon and join the big boys and girls.      (and we're very pleased them nuts is in the right place after all  )

[Teresa Pawcats]

Aunty T washed her glasses this morning and she checked them nuts and they is just purr fect and in the right place  I iz just growing up.

Tie a yeler wibbun round ze scratchin post
Its bin 12 long days since I bin in here
Do yez still love me
If I dont sez yellow ribbon on ze scratchin post
I stay in ze pen
Forget about poop
just skiddums all day long
If I dont sez a yellow ribbon on ze scratchin post

Did ya like that Uncle Paddyyyy ? I finks you teach me all the gud songs; you iz my hero Uncle Paddyyy you make sure your mouth gets lots betta Uncle Paddy the Purr fect

love
Pedro the pre school kitten xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Nom nom nom, little Pedders    (Still no nom nom smiley  )

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

          Allo Pedders me lil' feller.  No, I dunt finks yoo abowt to 'ave yer nuts fall out.  Counts dem up an make shoor yoo still got two.    Yurs, I finks mebbe Aunty T dun be admirin yer poops an mebbe it be ter do wiv d'meal fingie an yer beyyooteeeful belly an yoo getting big'n strong.   

Yoo is doin me mowf der world of gud wiv yer singing.  Yoo knows how I likes der singing an yoo dun real gud wiv yer songs.    Yoo go an 'ave some more of dat dere Hi Life.   PPPPrrrrfffppt ter yoo.   

Uncle Paddy xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

I iz still in thee Jail  Aunty T iz very busy lookin after all the cats,we haz lots and lots here, so she not had time to find me a yellow ribbon. She iz still studying poopology,she digs in my tray to see if one lump or three  then she says 2inches or 6 inches, and checks it not too hard she is mad. the vets have invited me for a meal soon,a barium one,wonder what sort of fish that is? after the meal I will have my tummy photos taken  cos my belly is so beautiful. I am eating all my food but can only eat Hi Life kitten cos its nice and moist I cant have my fav dry cos it causes the skiddums.
Talkin of skiddums we had big thunder last night and Robyn was so scared she skiddummed all over the posh Pen, so Aunty T had lots  of washing today,9am and machine already on 3rd load 

I am a bit worried I have groed 2 little thingies near my botty,but Aunty T said too low and had a feel,she is worried too cos my little wee hole is in middle of them, Uncle Paddy does this mean my nuts is falling out?

Uncle Paddyyy is your mouth getting better now ? I will practise my singing for you  Paddy the Purrfect 
love Pedro the Pre school kitten.xxx
 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

    How's the little jailbird this morning?  Sending hugs and nom nom nom's to our favourite little pre-school kitty. 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

I think it's time to pull out the big guns! 

Don't worry, Pedders, we'll spring you out of there.. 

[Christine (Blip)]

  We got a plan Pedder.  We makes der cake.    Wiv' a file innit.      Erm, Ise not shoor wot yoo does wiv der file, but is importunt.  Yoo hangs in dere lil' feller.      

I know files!  Meowmy has lots of those.  Perhaps this one is a file of hints on how to trick your way out of a cage?  x Blip

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   We got a plan Pedder.  We makes der cake.    Wiv' a file innit.      Erm, Ise not shoor wot yoo does wiv der file, but is importunt.  Yoo hangs in dere lil' feller.      

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Bring it up in the House I say, Gordon get up and demand that Pedro be got out of prison...........grrrrr forgot they on holiday 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Julie   

(Sorry Pedders. not laughin at you me little pork sausage!  )



Who's got the Get Out of Jail card...?  Pedro is innocent. Er - nom nom nom! 

[Pinkbear (Julie)]

Free Pedro the Pre-School Kitten!!

[Teresa Pawcats]

Uncle Paddyyyyyyyyyy our humans are ganging up, I am in prison not a Pen,and its not got fresh food in cos I ate it all. I have not had any of my favourite dry food either cos Aunty T says it bungs me up, she gave me a clean tray this morning and I did the Poop straight away 3 lumps plop plop plop  ,some people are difficult to please  . Here I am Pedro the pre school kitten and the whole world knows when I poops 

Uncle Paddy I hope your mouth is feeling much better and that your vet is really kind to you today,you iz my favourite Uncle in the whole world 

I have just been thinking we should start a Free Pedro campaign, I urge all cats everywhere to tie a yellow ribbon round their scratching post in support, now I off to find one 

 
Pedrox

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

I reckon Peddy's prison poorly pen looks mighty fine.  It's got a cosy little bed, a clean latrine, fresh food and water and a super little mat.

He's such a little darling.    Ah, cough - I feel the munchies coming on again..... 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Er - free der pre-school kittie!    Dat is yoos howse den Pedro?  Is good.  Is jus til yers dun be a bit bigga, andat's why yoo gotta eats an poops ter gets lots o' practice.    Den yoo be like yer bruvva an sista.  Well, achtooally, I dunt fink yoo'll ever be quite like dem, cos yoo is yooneek.  Dat means extra speshul.      Uh - yeah - an meowmy says: nom nom nom.      

xxx Uncle Paddy

[Angiew]

I havent made a skiddums for days and still I`m in Jail Help!

sure he hasn't escaped?

[Teresa Pawcats]

Uncle Paddyyyyy
I hope you mouth keeps getting better,as you need your mouth for nom nom nom 

We had a visit from Aunty Rebecca the vet today and she says I look great but I am jealous cos she got all excited about how big Marguerita and Diablo are, she said Diablo was a heavyweight and lovely to see them having such fun in posh kitten house, I stuck in here on my own, tiz not fair, I want to go back out and I cant cos Aunty T is studying Poopology.
I havent made a skiddums for days and still I`m in Jail Help!

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Am glad Diablo and Marguerita are healthy and happy enough to be living as normal kitties.  Whoever gets any of these three darlings will be very fortunate indeed.

And to the very special Pedro the pre-school kitten Uncle Paddy sends his very best love this morning.   His mouth (dare I say it) appears to be easing up a bit, and he's not pawing at it, so I think Pedro's smashing little songs and good cheer have helped enormously.  Am popping in to see our vet tomorrow to have another word about things and see what he thinks.

And well done Pedro.  Still eatin' and still poopin, and stayin' nice and clean! 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Diablo and Marguerita don`t see me anymore,they are out in summerhouse with all the posh scratching posts to play on,they have new friends now Christopher and Robyn; they are ok but all got injections when Andy came to see us yesterday, I just got a cuddle.

[Christine (Blip)]

You are a very special little soldier, Pedro    How are Diablo and Marguerita?  We think of them every day here at Blip Acres 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Hello Uncle Paddy the Purr fect
I hope your mouth is getting better, what did Mr.Vet say?

I am gud and I can eat a whole sachet in 2 minutes now and I doin them poops good and big ans I forgot how to do skiddums cos my bum staying nice and clean just as well cos Aunty T very busy.
love
Pedroxxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  Hah!  No-one about.  Perfect - I shall just take a few seconds out to go "nom nom nom" for the itty bitty kitty committee....  

(I still think we need a nom nom smiley.....!  ) 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Allo dere young Peddersh.  Shcuse d' speech but me mowf dun shtill be shore.   

Yoo ish der very talented shinger.  I ish likin dat gud     Yoo dun cheersh me up gud'n'proppa.    Yoo ish der gud lil pre-shkool kittie    Yoo eatin an'der poopin?  Dat very importunt, r'member?     Shpeak ter yer agin real shoon....   

Yer Unkel Paddy xxxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

    Oh Teresa - that's brilliant!!   

Pre-school kitten Pedro has a great future ahead of him, following in his Unkel Paddy's footsteps, bless him!    It's way better than the original, and just wait til Paddy sees that!! 

[Dawn F]

blimey T, you should send him out to work, that's very good for a pre school!

[Teresa Pawcats]

Uncle Paddyyyyyyy I has been learning a song for you,it was Lily the Pink but dont like that so now its called

Paddyyyyyyy the Purrfect

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Paddy the Purrfect
Saviour of the feline race
For he invented medicinal laughter
Most efficacious in every case.

Sister Marguerita
had sticky-out ears
and it made her awful shy
and so they gave her Paddys medicinal laughter
and now she's learning nom nom nom.

Brother Diablo
Was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him Paddys medicinal laughter
Now they give him meals on wheels.

I am Pedro pre school kitten
And I couldn’t do a poopy poop
And so they gave me Paddys medicinal laughter
and now my poops are biggest in the land.

We'll drink a drink a drink
To our bestest Uncle Paddy
The saviour of the feline race
For he invented medicinal laughter
Most efficacious in every case.

So uncle Paddy I thinking of youz and I sending medicinal laughter to you and lovely Aunty Sue
Get well Paddy my hero
Love and 
Pedro xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Oh Pedro - that's a very good song.  I let Paddy see, and he was chuckling to himself.  He sends you and Diablo and Marguerita his best Unkerly wishes this morning.      He's having a bit of a lie in, 'cos he's a tad under the weather, but he's positively pink with pleasure that you've been thinking of him, and he specially liked the bit about the mice in the bun! 

Am sending you all little tummy rubs this morning from me, Paddy and Tess (    toot toot, squeak squeak!) and you keep on getting big and strong.  That's a very important task for you.   

Also sending special hugs for Aunty T, cos she's smashing!   

[sheryl]

We are all so proud of you little Pedro, xxxx keep getting better and grow big and strong     

[Teresa Pawcats]

Uncle Paddy How is your mouth today? I haz bin worried about ya,al the time you has bin singing me songs to make me better and your poor mouth been paining you; you are wonderful Uncle Paddy but you must look after yourself and not cause your human to worry,them vets are nice really cept when they stick things up ya bum. My human is going to say some prayers for you she cant sing cos she coughs too much. I only knows one song so just for you

Free blind mice sez hows they run
Cos Paddys mouth gets better again
he puts em in a a nice buttered bun
seez how they run

Get better Paddyyy my hero.
  love Pedro the pre school kitten

ps I doin ok