Uncle Paddyyyyyyyyy I az a new song it called If I were a Rich man or it woz
"Dear God, you made many, omeless poor kitties.
I realiz, of course, that it's no shame to be in rescue.
But theres just not enough places for us all!
So, what wud ave been so terrible if I ad a small fortune?"
If I were a rich cat,
me ow purr purr me ow me ow purr purr .
All day long I'd poopy poopy poo.
If I were a wealthy cat
I'd build a big tall cattery with Pens by the undreds,
Right in the middle of Kittieland.
A fine scratching post with real yellow ribbon dangling down
I`d built a hous for da vet Wiz a poorly cat ospital
An a human cuddler for every kittie
An Uncle Paddyyyy he could have a Roller for travelling from a to b
If I were a rich cat,
me ow purr purr me ow me ow purr purr .
All day long I'd poopy poopy poo. If I were a wealthy cat
Peddys paradise it wud be so gud
Wiz no more omeless cats
If I were a wealthy cat I wouldn't have to work hard.
Those humans they could do it all
If I were a biddy biddy rich,Nom nom nom cat.
If I were a rich cat,
me ow purr purr me ow me ow purr purr .
All day long I'd poopy poopy poo. If I were a wealthy cat
Dear God
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were a wealthy cat
I opes ya like that uncle Paddyyyy lots of love
Pedro the pre school kittenx
ps my poops are getting big and ansome