Topic: Diablo screams for life (Read 272741 times)

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #648 on:** September 06, 2008, 19:53:43 PM »

Now its a strange old fing,everytime mumT mentions word enema something inside me starts to move and befor I knows it plop plop plop and poops away, phewww wot a big relief

Well Toby I iz glad yopur whiskas are growing back,evry cat should ave nice whiskery ones,mine is just purr fect.

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy iz youz looking after aunty Suepoo for me and keepings her nice and relaxed, I ope so, I loves my aunty Suepoo and yoiu of course my bestest Unkle Paddyyyyyyy, hope you still Nom Nom Nom, I iz an it elping me grow big.
love
Pedro the pre school kittenxxx

Reynard · « **Reply #647 on:** September 05, 2008, 21:27:23 PM »

Ello dere, Pedders! I opes yoo not forgotten ow ter poop. Dat wud not be gud if yoo is der bunged up. Enemy fing dus not sound euhm... appealin.

Mind, der splosive diah... diahorr... poop is der not gud eiver.

It makes der right royul mess ov yoor troosers and we dun can't ave dat.

I ave der gud news for yer - me wizkerz are der growin' back, so I can now givez yer a whiskery brrrrrrpfffffffff.

Toby.

P.S. I iz glad der courgetto as gone away. I fink it ended up in me meowmy's suppa cos she ad a courgette rizotto fing...

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #646 on:** September 05, 2008, 19:53:51 PM »

Ello Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy, I opes you ave given Aunty Suepoo gud talkins to and that she is less worried now, humans can be gud and strong when they love us e nuff and Aunty Suepoo will find thee idden strength cos she luvs ya lots.

I ave a bit of a problem, I ave forgotten how to poop again, I avent bin since yesterday morning and I ad lots of lactulose,fink MumT will mention enema by morning o heck, must remembers how to poop and mumt says not explosive please az she needs to do some human washing.

I iz glad Mr Courgetto ran away just fink he add a cheek takin his Paws Inn wooden legs and raisin eyes wiz im

love
from
Pedro the pre school kitten xxx

Dawn F · « **Reply #645 on:** September 05, 2008, 13:02:05 PM »

give auntie T a hug from me pedro - sorry mr courgette decided to leave, I'm sure auntie T wouldn't let him go to a bad home though

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #644 on:** September 05, 2008, 07:21:16 AM »

Mornin Pedro. Is me, Unkel Paddy. I'se very glad yoos bum's behavin now. Is gud.

Yoo not 'splode dis time

Meowmy sendin you "nom nom noms" an sendin Auntie T dis -

I 'opes yoo is givin yer meowmy lots of dem speshul Pedders cuddles, 'cos dey very good when meowmys is sad an not well. I jus givin my meowmy a good talkin to.

Love, Unkel Paddy xxx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #643 on:** September 04, 2008, 21:07:59 PM »

Very wise......

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #642 on:** September 04, 2008, 21:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Dawn F on September 04, 2008, 11:20:53 AM

glad you are feeling a bit better Pedro - give a hug to Auntie T for me - what happened to your friend the courgette??

He made a great escape as fast as his artificial legs would carry him.

Dawn F · « **Reply #641 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:20:53 AM »

glad you are feeling a bit better Pedro - give a hug to Auntie T for me - what happened to your friend the courgette??

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #640 on:** September 04, 2008, 09:48:17 AM »

Morning Aunty Suepoo
I iz glad that Uncle Paddyyyy is feeling good enough for garden adventures; I too iz aving a gud day, youz see the poop it came out ploppity plop plop plop a beautiful assortment of sausages, I didz not aqve the explosions this time.
MumT luvs yuour poem but says tell youz at 22 and a half Buster had all his teeth; she iz missin Buster badly right now az she has ad to make most diffi cult decision opf her life ans she is so unhappy bout it but cant say what juzt yet; she is going to go and ave sum of the stuff fromz er giant medicine breathin bottle ,methinks that will elp.
Unkle Paddyyyy you eat all youz food and look after Aunty Suepoo, zese humans are e motion al wrecks you know
love
Pedro x
the pre school kitten xxx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #639 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:28:28 AM »

Morning Pedro! How's things on the poop front, me little favourite pre-school kittie?

Nom nom nom!

You already make your Unkel Paddy very proud, just by being you.

Paddy is just off investiggeratin his garden, but he asked me to share this. I was looking for things for him yesterday, and came across this little poem which we liked a lot and thought you would too. The One-Fang Gang (and Buster gets a mention!)

Like soldiers at the Cenotaph
The one-fang gang stands tall
And woe betide you if you laugh
For they have seen it all.

Old Buster,

Bruiser, Billy-Boy,
And Thomas, Tinker, Ted,
Have fought with tigers in their time
And scared them half to death.

Now some have just the upper right
And some the bottom left;
While others have a gummy grin
And dribble down their chests.

Though years have gone, and also teeth,

Those boys dream on undaunted;
But in those dreams of past campaigns
Full sets of teeth are flaunted.

~ Heather Smith ~

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #638 on:** September 03, 2008, 11:11:22 AM »

Unkle Paddyyyyyyy
I iz growin up to be splendid kittycat cos you teach me so well and I owes it to you to grow up right and be nephew for youz to be proud of. I knows y7ouz needs to rest but try to look after Aunty Suepoo, I fink sometimes a bit of paddypawing will make humans feel better,you could try that and Nom Nom Nom that will elp ere.
Me and mumT will keep lurnin ze prayers for Paddyyy
love
Pedro the pre school kitten

ps nofinks out of bum yet

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #637 on:** September 03, 2008, 07:10:29 AM »

Ello me lil' mate. Fanks yoo fer yer prayers. Speshully fer me Meowmy, coz I nawt so scared but finks she is. Meowmys is like dat.

Dey not as cool as us cats.

I 'opes yer bum bin an gone an settled down dis mornin. But dunt worree nun, yoo is growin' up ter be der very splendid kittycat.

Love from yer Unkel Paddy xxxx

Christine (Blip) · « **Reply #636 on:** September 02, 2008, 20:39:30 PM »

Quote from: Teresa Pawcats on September 02, 2008, 20:27:39 PM

if you not believers cover ze eyes

We too believe in the power of love, little fella

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #635 on:** September 02, 2008, 20:27:39 PM »

Ooooooopppppppssssss I dun skiddums again guess I will be avin more lactulose tonight and big explosion in mornings

zis iz so

even Minimopsical stopped washing my bums, Mum T az bin doins it. I az to learn to grow up like proper cat like me bestest Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyy ee iz my hero and e iz a bit pawly right now so I iz learning some prayers, I dont know if I allowed to say my prayer on ere but sorry if you not believers cover ze eyes

Dear Jesus
Please look after my favritest Unkle Paddy
And cuddle Aunty Suepoo to make ere strong
and if you could manage anyfink else a clean bum would be nice
Oops sory forgot to say thank you
Amen
love Pedroxxx

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #634 on:** September 02, 2008, 17:56:15 PM »

welcome back pedro, i opes that ur meowmy takes lots oh care wiv u so u no as blow out any more

i been pogoin on my mweomys ead duriun nite an she not appy

i opes u is gonna be a good boy and be well

ducha

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #633 on:** September 02, 2008, 09:22:39 AM »

Ello Aunty Suepoo and Uncle Paddyyyy and everyone, I az bin afin a right rotten time wiz me bowels, ow eck what awful stinky mucky mess and the lactulose woz the cause,gosh mumT was gonna change me name to Magnus Magnerson it was a case of I ave started so I shall finish but the poop it wos like never ending story; I got my Hilife back and mum T iz gonna be careful with lactulose az it giving me explosives

Mum T is oping for special medicine in big bottle to be delivered today so thats may help er feels better,she is goin to ave lie downs in minute as cats all done just tiny Snuggless puss due more fud at 10
love
Pedro the pre school kitten xxx

ps Mr Courgetto e couldnt stand the stink of us and left hastily yesterday

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #632 on:** September 02, 2008, 06:59:27 AM »

Teresa, sending big hugs for you today from me and Paddy, 'cos you have to look after yourself just as much as you look after all of those beautiful iss-spits and furbabes at Paws Inn.

Hoping both you and Pedro are a bit perkier today.

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #631 on:** September 01, 2008, 21:20:39 PM »

Oops ,sorry been a bit under weather here, Pedro will try to catch up soon,promise; meanwhile I can say he is nom nom nom fine, but Poooooooooop not so wonderful.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #630 on:** September 01, 2008, 07:08:39 AM »

Er, Pedders? Is yoo pooterin' terday? Poopin, an eatin' an pooterin? Is sendin yer nom nom noms from me meowmy. An she sez I've ter give dese to Aunty T....

Unkel Paddy xxx

Reynard · « **Reply #629 on:** August 31, 2008, 23:42:14 PM »

Oh noes Pedders! Dat not fair beeing banned from der poota...

Der poop can be used for der fur... furtilizer on der garden. Meowmy 'as a big pile of der poop next to der green'ouse - sez it is gud to makes der vegetubles grow bigggggggggggg.

And der Courgetto - dat is der vegetuble too. Well sorta. Meowmy growz em sometimez. Dey goes all brown and squishy when dey get a bit senior.

I iz 'acked up two of der furballs today. I dun like doin dat but der boy gotta do what der boy gotta do. It play der avoc wiv me vocal cords cos me singin' is der all off key tuday. Fink dat I need der night's naps to gets me voice back.

Take care Pedders me yung man and look after Meowmy T.

Eddbutts.

Toby.

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #628 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:00:56 PM »

Think young Pedro has emptied the bowels of the earth and he now seems back to his normal self;wish i was.

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #627 on:** August 30, 2008, 23:46:40 PM »

poor pedro please dont ban him from puta cos its not his fault

i reckon mr corgette may indeed cause washing if he stands there too long ....................do they explode

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #626 on:** August 30, 2008, 14:30:40 PM »

Oh no, Teresa - more washing!

Poor little Pedders......

Well, looking on the bright side, Courgetto won't make extra washing for you..... and he looks very well mannered sitting on his little cushion......

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #625 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:16:19 PM »

I have a green thing on legs called courgetto, Pedro has decided to poop like I have never seen poop before; he put skidmarks everywhere and he alone has created 2 full wash loads this morning, I began mucking out at 5am and have just finished, I really want to run away but I`ve no energy left.
Pedders is banned from computer until skiddums have gone.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #624 on:** August 29, 2008, 11:57:21 AM »

Pedders, I seed yer green fing an all. Wot is it? I finks yer shuld leeve der door open an see if it makes der run fer it.

I finks yer did ort ter do der dryin upfer yer Mum T and lick dose plates nice an kleen.

Unkel Paddy xxxx

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #623 on:** August 29, 2008, 11:53:19 AM »

I as had zis strange crewture starins ats me all ze night, e dont say much but e stares and stares,e iz sick cos e iz green anz iz eyes zey is black wiz spikes in em, I az bin singin to im

Just one courgetto
Take im fromz me
all grewn and sicky
i ate to see

I didz a good poop tuday cos courgetto did na do onee and I nose mumT likes er poop.

Aunty Suepoo mum T az bin lazy she az not dried dishes yet todays,she keeps aving sittums down.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #622 on:** August 29, 2008, 07:08:36 AM »

Oh Pedro is a huuuge little character, and his name is just right for him.

I think Gill's right - cats do grow into their names (most of them!

) I think Diablo's name was so right too. That d'becca - she's one clever lady!

And they've all grown up to be a very beautiful family. Sending nom nom nom's for our favourite little lad.

And this for Aunty T who has lots and lots and lots of washing up to do!

Reynard · « **Reply #621 on:** August 29, 2008, 00:16:50 AM »

Quote from: Sue P (Paddysmum) on August 28, 2008, 07:14:15 AM

Quote
ana balls yoo roll along dis carput rink
Er, Tobes, is dat rite?

Nah, dint mean yoo was posh - but culchured like? 'Cos yoo lives wiv der Madam Pearl an seh knows der fing or free. Is gud yoo teechus Peddero dese fings, 'cos den he gets der wide knowluj of der singin, see? Den, he can sing ter Miss Minimopsical an he not get biffed arounda ears.

Yers, I seen der bowls fing on dat TV box, Padders. Der carput is bloo ana balls is red an green. Yoo gotta try an hit der diddy yella jack fing. Well, dat's what meowmy sez.

Culchured - p'raps dat den cos I no posh. I lurned lots from meowmy and from Madam Pearl - she (Pearl) knoes a lot bout fings cos she duz der lots ov travellin' like, not bad for an 'iss-spit huh?

I fink Pedders is a gud name for der black cat, oh yers.

I will teech yoo ow to drive der Pilchardmobile Pedders - I 'as watched meowmy loads cos I likes too travel in der car. Is not der difficult. Yoo could catch dat train fing to ere - is like lots of cars tied togever in a string. Yoo wud like it ere, lots of der peace and quiet and places to practice der singing.

Keep exercizin dem vocal cords Pedders. An dun forget to eat an poop.

headbuts,

Toby.

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #620 on:** August 28, 2008, 20:44:11 PM »

i think that cats grow into their names and i love pedro

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #619 on:** August 28, 2008, 20:21:11 PM »

Better not let Pedro see this, he only got a Spanish name because Rebecca the vet chose it after taking one look at Diablo and listening to his screams she named him Diablo evidently means black devil,Rebecca actually wanted to call Pedro Gorilla legs because of all the white hairs on his legs, thankfully she changed her mind to Pedro.Strangely I hated the name Pedro but now he has such a huge character it really suits him.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #618 on:** August 28, 2008, 18:15:55 PM »

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #617 on:** August 28, 2008, 16:05:14 PM »

I is not specialz just cos I a pedigree, I am an ordniary down to earth kittykat. I am shure u is specialz pedro cos you ave a forein name, my meowmy says spanisz or somting, so yoos must be able to singz nice I rekon.

Why doo u tink that air tensions will mayk u lose leg like me? I not ave any air tensions eva.............is tinkin I dont no what air tensions r really............yoo will be ok there pedro unless u leevin for another ouse.

Sasa my ummmmmmm sista she drives mondy the red current and dont tink she as licence and rekon that they wont seez yoo anyway if you duck down below the weel, just put da catnav on an it will take yoo anyware.........Hmmmmm Sasa does end up anyware too

I tired Pedro soz I going back to sllep for a wile

Ducha

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #616 on:** August 28, 2008, 15:53:43 PM »

Toby mumT wont lenz me the pilcharde mobile (car) she sayz I need lisunce,will youz cum and get me, she is goind out to get more issy spits soon, so no sings tuday.

Aunty Suepoo I noses wot culchured like is, it iz Pearl. I iz not gettins those air exonions cos I dunno want to loose my leg lik Ducha, I will say as I iz, cos Minimopsical she sez I am ansome.
Uncle Paddyyyyyyyyyyy I ope you iz feelins gud now and you prac tize what you teach Nom Nom Nom
luv
Pedro the pre school kitten xxx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #615 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:14:15 AM »

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ana balls yoo roll along dis carput rink

Er, Tobes, is dat rite?

Nah, dint mean yoo was posh - but culchured like? 'Cos yoo lives wiv der Madam Pearl an seh knows der fing or free.

Is gud yoo teechus Peddero dese fings, 'cos den he gets der wide knowluj of der singin, see? Den, he can sing ter Miss Minimopsical an he not get biffed arounda ears.

Reynard · « **Reply #614 on:** August 27, 2008, 23:27:45 PM »

Yoo is allus der welcum to com and lives ere Pedders. Meowmy has der lots of pusscatfud stashed in der utility room - more than 'nuff to share. Some ov it is der posh fud dat Pearl wun at a show. I will give yoo der instrucshuns ow too get ere on der train fing.

Don't fink der air extenshuns be gud. Fink about dem furballs - dey will be bigger den. I sicked up a furball dis afternoon just finking about what yoo said.

Gud to ear yoo is poopin lots. Meowmy sez bowls is a kind of game wid der jack ana balls yoo roll along dis carput rink.

We needs to get yer singin' back on track tho. Yoo must tell yer meowmy dat yoo needs to do der practicin'. Euhm, I is not posh Pedders no matter what der Padders sez - I just been lucky to get der elocushion lessuns. Doocha - now 'e is der posh cat. E as der pedigree.

Anyhoo I got ter catch up wiv me napping so will send yoo and Meowmy T a headbutt.

Toby.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #613 on:** August 27, 2008, 21:29:25 PM »

hey, Pedders - yoo dunt need nuffink ter make yoo beeeyooteeeeful. Yers got der nacheral luk. Yoo der fine fellow an not need air 'stenshuns. I finks bowels is wot yoo use when yer talks posh - like when der Tobster sings - eeee aaaay ooooow aaaayyyeee yoooooo. Yep, I'se shoor of dat.

enunsheeyashun. Dat it.

See dat dere Ducha - he is a rite Hero. He dun got one leg at der back. Dat impressive.

Dat little snugglebum? I reckons yoo takes it in hand, an' yer shows it wot it do mean ter be der proper lil' pre-school kittie, an yer tells it, if it follows der rite code an stuff, it might jus growed up ter be like yoo an yer bruvvers an yer very pwetty sista.

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #612 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:29:33 PM »

My human siad to meeee, get on dat puta and talk to the kitten.................I dont know what she means.........she said the kitten was called Pedro which is a much betta name than Ducha which is mine, I fink.

Jus to say Mr Pedro that yoo r very brave and I lost one of my legs a lot a sleeps ago and think I was brave too but not as much as yoo. I find it hard too balance and type cos its back leg yoo see.

I opes yoo will be very healthy again soon and grow up a big stron boy like the others

loves

Ducha

ps I sing too and my my bro we is a kwior

Teresa Pawcats · « **Reply #611 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:21:11 PM »

Just one Corney Toes, I az ad no singin lessons since zat Snugglepuss come ere,mum T bin too buzy, I pack my hanky and com liv wiz u Toby. I iz eatin 4 sachets a day but wud like 5, I iz doinz the Poop poop poop now ere iz the strange fing,mum T az cut my lactulose down to one dose a day,vet say I need 3 but mum finks she noses betta she say I needz to make my bowls work ,I opes she iz right. I wonda what my bowls iz

Numero Uno I likes that Aunty Suepoo anz zis is for youz

Uncle Paddyyyyyyyy zaqt ickle one e iz not a iss pit e luvs my mum,zat iz ze truble;shud I get a ginger dye and sum air extenoions ? whatcha fink
love from Pedro the pre school kitten xxxx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #610 on:** August 27, 2008, 07:07:52 AM »

Allo Pedders, young man. How is yoo terday? Dunt yoo be takin no notice of dat lil' iss-spit. I seen the piccie, and yoo dun got nuffink to worry 'bout. Dat lil iss-spit is a softie underneath if'n I'se not mistook. Ah yes. Madam pearl. She does swear, Toby tells me. Dat only fer grown-ups though. Not fer lil pre-school kitties. Yoo poopin an eatin still? An praktisin der singin? An givin meowmy T plenty of der snuggles...? Gud.

See yer later, lil feller.

Unkle Paddy xxx

Reynard · « **Reply #609 on:** August 26, 2008, 22:56:21 PM »

Oh noes Pedders dis is no gud, all dem 'iss spits eeting yoor fud and now der Snugglepus on top ov dat.

Yoo cam always cum and lives wiv mee and der Pearl if Mummy T changes hur mind - meowmy will turn yoo into a showcat for shure.

Yoo will gets bafed and brushed and gets der mani... manicure so's yoo look gud. Yoo is der 'ansome man.

Avin' sed dat, der Pearl woz der 'iss spit before she come ere to lives wiv me. She dun shred nuffink in der ouse but she can der swear sum. She even swore at er Auntie Irene. Dat was so 'barrasin.

Yoo can allus go on der strike if yoo no get all yoor hilife.

But dun forget to poop and dun forget to practice der nessoondorma. I is not sure about corny toes - dey not sound ower tasty...

Edbutts.

Toby

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