Fanks yoo ter Aunty Roof fer postin' me piccies.
Mornin' Pedders, me lil' mate. I is jus here now ter say dunt fink bout der brekkers wot yoo not had, but finks of der rite royal nosh up wot yoo will gets wen yoo's back home agin.
Now, yoo nawt be scared, rite, 'cos I is is gonna tune me Lexy Locatur wiksas, jus fer today so dat dey be Pedro Protectur wiksas - I can do dat, 'cos is a trick wot I learned.
An I reckons Madam Pearl, wor Tobster an Lexy an der excellent Nurse Blip will also be doin der same fing. An meowmy sez she gonna be sendin lots of der postive vibes fer yer MumT 'cos she needs der cuddles too.
Whn yoo gets home yoo's gunna be all growed up. A bigga boy dan wen yoo left home dis mornin.
Erm, Aunty Witty, dis' a not der widely known fact, but sumtimes, I allows der nom nom noms fer der split second, den I rolls over an hides me tummy and gives der old steely eyed stare.
like dat. But I not scratches, cos I is der gud lad.
Anna I might not gets der rumpitty steak ifs I duz.
Anyways, back to Pedders, me lil frend. Now, I gives you der speshul whiskery PPPPPrrrrffffppt (dat woz a big one, wunnit?)
an yoo takes der nice steady brefs, make d'ose flirty eyes at d'becca an afore yer can count to ten - 1,2,3,4,5 zzzzzzzz yoo'll be home agin.
Ta ta fer now. xxxxx Yer Unkel Paddy.
And Teresa, special hug for you this morning.
And what good news about Poppy and Jasmina. Hope Poppy remembers to practice her singing.