Diablo screams for life

[Teresa Pawcats]

Gosh Toby youz must be portant cat wiz all this meat and eat sorry my brain finks food not meetangreet. If youz could make speeshul magic wand to make Unkle Paddyyyyyyy `s mouf betta then I wuld be so grateful, like Aunty Suepoo I luvs my uncle Paddyyyy an e az told me zat e would love to ave a big fick steak to eats but iz mouf too sore, I wish zat I could magic a speeshul feast to im too. I fink e mite like a little raw liver.

Unle Paddyyyyy wen youz goes to Tobes place for brekkie if zeres anything spare send itz to mez but I will be appy if youz eat it all.
There iz no xcitin news tuday, everyfink here is normal well normal for a mad ouse,MumT going vets 10.30 to see if Paddy Junior can ave iz injections, ze new babies are still in top of ze scratchinz post, PeaAir iz gettin cheeky I erd MumT say and them ickle fishies are growin big, we ave 6 kittens reserved but sum wont be goin for over 2 weeks which makes finding space diffcult,never mind gud job I pedro ere to elp.
love
Pedro Poop Master General xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Morning Ace Reporter Kittie.  I opes yoo had der gud nite and dat yer bum's behavin.     Finks yer meowmy needs a rest and der washity masheen as well.  Hey yeah - dat Aunty Witty is makin all sorts stuff ya knows.  She be ded clevur.  But I finks Tobes is rite - balls is meant ter roll round onna floor.     Still, dunt s'pose meowmies gets it rite all der times, do dey?  Der meetangreet's very importunt Pedders.  Is like wot Olly and Minimpsical duz, an yoo duz when peepul comes ter yoos.  Is gud fing fer investiggeratin jurnalists like wot yoo is!   

Anyhows, finks I mite pop round to Tobes place an see wss on der brekfust menoo, cuz I dint like wot meowmy putout.  Orlrite - it wunt wot I ad yesturday, but it not what I wanted terday eever.     See yer later, me lil mate.   

Unkel Paddy  xxx

[Reynard]

Ello Pedders, iz Toby ere.

Sorry Iz not bin on der pooter dese last few days but Iz bin suprvisin meowmy's wudwurk. She iz makin der stand for dis crystul ball fing - dun she know dat balls iz ment to roll around on der floor?!?!?! Silly meowmy.

Anywayz, meowmy makes der magick wand fings too, so maybe she could wave wun for Padders to make iz mowf bettur.

I also bin doing dis meetandgreet fing for der Cats Protekshun. Well, somewun as to be der host at funkshuns and do der inspectorating. I iz gud at dat, yoo know. I ad fun too cuz wuz doin der singin wiv Auntie Linda and Auntie Philippa.

I opez Meowmy T's checkup wuz gud. Iz like a trip to der veterinurian, no? And you, Pedders me little man, I fink you and Mr Washingmachine ave a gud fing going. An gosh iz der busy chez vouz!!! Puddings an Pee Air an Tinkerbelle an Paddy Jr!

Anyways, I az got to give der pooter back to meowmy so will send all a stubbly brrrrrrrrrrrpfffffft.

P.S. Padders, yoo can come an ave fud wiv me an Pearl. We ad felix wiv tuna an cod and der royul canin crunchies. Yum!

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   We doez all loves yer der mostest, Pedders.       Yoo haves der gud night now.  I iz not gonna eet dat muck wot meowmy put out fer me ternite.  I knows it wot I wanted yusterday, but I dunt wants it terday.  Why she not knows dat? Eh?    I finks I cum lives wif yoo Pedro.     I opes Baby PeeAir is okays, and der Paddy Jnr.  Nite nite.   

Unkle Paddy xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyy I wish I nowd ow to make a magic wand fingy to make youz mouf better  , I finks Aunty Suepoo shuld pamper to youz evry paw and gives you wot fud youz want infacz I know she already does that youz is lucky to ave Suepoo meowmy,I do knoz zat if youz keep eating the fud it will keep youz strong and moufy wont hurt as much so Nom Nom Nom my hero.  and  for my wurrid Aunty Suepoo.
I az no reportin to do zis moaning everyfink as been normal part from MumT moaning it woz too dark to do her pens anz so she worked all back to front like so onez furvest from ouse got dun lastest.
Tinkerbell didnt burn er paws gettin bunz out oven after all she must be clever girl.
Paddy Junior iz not goinz to new ome till late saturday moaning so he iz still creatin ze choas,e iz very big for iz age.
Well I wont get much fuss tuday cos Mumt iz going to ospital for er check ups so zis moaning I made sure I sent big poop bullets everywheres  anz Mr Washine machine e will keep me amused.
Baby PeaAir is gud zis moaning but I must remind MumT she az to gis im his anti biotic fingy,fink she forgot, I will av to sack er, I checked all iz fud to seez ow much e woz getting but tiz ok e just az more mealz zan me but in ickle portionz so I getz the most so I guess MumT luvs me ze mostest 
love
Pedro Poop Master General xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

  Humph.  Howja likes dat, den?  Meowmy not lettin' me have der goes onna pooter yesturday?  Eh? Eh?    Annow dem buns owt of der oven an I missed it!   Fank yoo Ace Reporter at least fer keepin me updated wiv der news.     Is good baby PeeAir not havin no trubbles.  An is gud dey got yoo fer company.    Yoo can show'dem all d' ways ter go on.    Me mowf has been der right  dis last cupel of days, but I iz eatin.  I gots dis gud fud, altho meowmy sez she not so shoor - one of dem was d'awful wun an she wuz gonna take dem all aways, but I sez I not eatin, then, so she bringed dem back again. 

I opes yoo haz had der gud weekend Pedro, me lil frend and Big Skool Kittie.  Snuzzles from me.   xxx  Unkle Paddy.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Aunty Suepoo, Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  we ad great commotions in ze night and Tinkerbelle woz howling an guess wot  she az took ze puddins out of ze oven, da ya fink peraps she got er paws burnt doinz it  MumT iz goins to put pics of puddings on GRRRRRR thread she started bout Tinkerbelle.
Baby Pea Air iz bowls are ok cos he can poop,boy can e poop, e iz nice ickle one an wen e comes out of isolation I Pedro will teach im all youz taut me Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I opes youz mouth iz not too naughty tuday, know mumT wurries bout Paddymouth an Suepoo; Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy Nom Nom Nom tiz very portant.
love Pedro Poop Master General and Ace Reporter xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Hey Poop Master General!  It's all go in your house at the moment!  Great news that Paddy Jnr has got a new forever home, and me and Paddy Senior send him all the very best for his exciting new life.  May it be long and happy.   

 :shify:Dat dere Floozy - she bin eatin all der puddins?     Oh, I sees - meowmy dun gived me der nudge.  Is a yoofermizum. 

As I was saying, before I was interrupted, I also hope that little PeaAir is doing fine, although it is worrying that he seems to be getting more food than you, Pedro.  I'd keep your eyes on that, lil feller!  Paddy has had some more food, although his mouth has been very "bothersome" to him today - he even allowed Tess to have a look for him, to make sure everything was alright.  She confirmed he still had his teeth so he seemed a little mollified.  [yes, Paddy, you can tell your story later yourself, but right now the pooter is mine!  ]

Anyway, I wanted to give nom nom noms to you Pedro, 'cos Paddy inevitably forgets!   You have a good night, Ace Reporter   

And a big hug to you too Aunty T 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Well itz bin like Uston station ere tuday, non stop visitors comins to see an playz wiz the kittens, poor MumT bin outside talking to peeps anz she got froze anz worse still she ad er legs crossed for 6 hours,woz nice out but MumT freezes easy peasy  Ickle Pea Air got moved to living room last night anz I not seed im, I jus no that ee iz getting more fuds than me coz mumt keeps taking im extra meals in,zis iz not gud I Pedders am ungry,why cant me ave 6 meals day too. We got new cat last night too MumT said she is Flusey i thout zat woz er name at first but Minimopsical splained to mez that Tinkerbelle in puddins club, funny fing iz new cat could be Minimopsicals twin but wiv bigger tummies 
Sending you big  Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyy look after youz nose anz gives Aunty Suepoo big kiss from Pedro
love
Pedro Poop Master General xxx

ps I nerlies fugot Paddy Junior az bin reserved e iz goins next Saturday.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ok MumT moved very fast, new kitty got fud wiz lots water coz he was dehydrated ,bin to vets anz e az ad a needle coz e az cat flu, paw boy e only weigh 330 grams e iz right tiddler, Aunty Becca az called im Pea Air itz french anz I dunnow ow to spell itz. MumT az just frontlined im coz e too tiny for stronghold so ee stinkeroos, but e az gone sleep now. Aunty Becca said e az undershot jaw an e may need big teeth out az e grows,iz breast bone iz also bit sticky out, paw Pea Air,gosh I opes iz bum is ok.
Gosh tudays I feel like I bin Pedro Ace Reporter first wiz all the news tiz gud.
lots of love
Pedro Poop Master General and Ace Reporter  xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyy if I`d known zat aunty Suepoo tried to poison ya I wuld ave shared my supper wiz youz, I fink youz shuld keep remindin er of zat orrid fud so youz get extra treats,gud job Mr Suepoo was up anz bout. I ope Aunty Suepoo iz feelinz better too youz shuld tell er if she must eat cat fud to make sure itz gud.

Paddy Junior is doinz ok e iz a devil anz bit big ole in his scratchin pyramid so now e not got one.
Annie Oakley iz goingz at 6pm tuday which is gud coz MumT just ad call bout feral kitten in a bad wayz and said kitten on way ere now and nowhere to put kitty,  O dears we ave no room at the Inn anz MumT already az waitins list of urgent to cum in butz zis little one just wont wait fink itz got bad cat flu.

Oops kitten rived MumT will be strait to vet
Love
Pedro PMG

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Morning Poop Mastur Generul Pedders!     I opes yoo is well terday?  Me nose is raver nice, if'n I sez so meself.    Iz much betterer now, fanks yoo.  I 'opes yer MumT has dried out der bit now.  It did sound like wot she wuz very wet.      Cor - yoo iz on d'calendur?  Yoo is famoose! I knows der famoose Poor Mastur Generul !  Dat makes me nurly famoose too - by assoseeayshun, see?    Dat gud noows about Annie Okaley.    An 'ow is me lil namesake, Paddy Jnr, doin?   I iz sendin yoo a big whiksery PPPPrrrfffppt dis morning anna a special snuzzle fer me Aunty T.    An yer knows wot - meowmy dun tried ter feed me fud wot woz rotten larst nite.  Seerusly - it wuz off an meowmy was sick coz of der smell.  Some meowmy she dun be, eh?  Luckily me Daddy gived me sumfink nice or I mights have starved - see?  Duz I look finner?   

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyy I iz glad youz nose iz gettin betta, Iz bet youz az a bootiful nose. MumT shuld be mucking out still butz she iz like drowned rat coz eavens ave opened, she az dun me and Paddy an Annie Oakley an Christopher and Robin an Koi , Marlin, Minnow Spratt and Shrimp,o and Tula, Ollie, Hettie Wilma anz ferals butz she got so wet she is a drip so she cum in anz say she will do Sugar Plum,Figaro,Ginger Ninja,Grasshopper, Roxy, Moxy, Spock ,Blip and Isis in a minutez wen she dryz off, ziz rain is in buckets dearie mez. All mez cat friends are dry itz just the walkins to each pen zats makin MumT so wet,betz itz bestest wash she ad in ages 
I az ad a peep at aunty Tans calendar it iz gud anz she az put me on wiz Diablo and Marguerita iznt she wunderful, I fink maybe I luvs Aunty Tan too.
We ad vistors last night anz guess wot Annie Oakley az bin offered a forever home so zat is gud,dun know wen she iz going yet though.
I tryz not to do skiddums tuday coz I feelz a bit sorry for Big Drip oops MumT.
Big Big to you Unkle Paddy and more  forz Aunty Suepoo.
lotz of loves
Pedro Poop Master General xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Allo Pedro - hey, yoo is d'Poop Master General...?    Dat sound like a mighty gud title ter me.     Yoo is reelly advancin up frew d'ranks. I asn't tried der Vasurleen fing.  But me nose are lookin betterer meowmy sez.  Is gud.  I dunt wanna funny lookin nose, see?  Cor, it are very busy at your house.  But iz gud house.    I opes yoo's had der gud day an gud sleeps, an yoo is rarin ter go terday.     

Unkel Paddy  xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyy I iz glad your nose is less sore tuday,woz going to tell ya that MumT put Vaseliner on mine when I woz a baby kitty anz it was sore,gud stuff zat iz anz safe. I iz pleased you eating your fud Nom Nom Nom Unkle Paddyyyyy.
I ad a good big poop last night and me skiddums ave stopped again, just as well coz Sugar Plum tipped water bowl on er bed and one of fishie kitties piddled their bed, and Baby Blips pen ad such fun in their pen they trashed the bed so Mr washine machine e iz appy cos e is full.
I dunnow bout livin in speshul place mum to always tells vistors "Welcomez to mad house" and youz know what it iz mad ouse but even though we az issy spits it iz filled wiz love so I guess I landed on me paws.
I oping Mr Suepoo iz upright now an e iz elping Aunty suepoo wiz the chores, these for you Aunty Suepoo
lots of love
Pedro Poop Master General

ps I ave new title I az bin pro mot ed 

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Morning Pedders.  I opes yoo as 'ad a gud sleeps and not got any bottom inturfeerunce.  Me nose is not so sore terday, so I et sum fud.     

Unkel Paddy xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   I cantz say.  Cant let meowmy know.  Yoo understands?    Yoo know, dat dere Minimopsical - she ver' speshul!  I finks yoo lives in der very speshul place, I does.  Magic, eh?      nite nite, sleeps tite, me lil' feller.    

Unkle Paddy  xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyy you poor hero,I Pedro will  be sending speeshul healing waves over the intin magical computer air to make youz nose better,youz nose MumT only scrapes vegetables,az youz been left to do zee spud bashins on the quiet  I finks you skin will get betters much quicker than whiskers growings back they take long time but skin is more painfuls.
I az done more skiddums tuday but not az bad as Sunday but I iz wurrid coz I knows more to come,Mr Washine machine e bin eatin my skiddums all day but MumT not too wurrid cos she managed to get her own undies washed inbetweens 
Minimopsical az bin making new friend,it started on Saturday when Milly feral cat popped er ed in kitchen door anz Minimopsical she licked Millys ed anz her bum,tuday Milly came in kitchens to see us again anz Milly licked Minimopsical tuday,me finks Milly will move in wen itz getz really cold. Milly iz very brave feral she was mum to 6 includingz Noor and Roshan who went to new ome last week and zey are doingz good.
Big  to my Aunty Suepoo and everbuddy 
love
Pedro the big school kitten xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Allo Pedders.  Ow is yoo now?  I opes dem skiddums has stopped.    D'yoo knows wot?  I 'as, erm, scraped me nose.    Now dunt asks me wot I dun.  I can't tell no-one cos den meowmy wud know.  But is okay.  I finks der skin will grow back.  I gotta aks me mate Toby if it be like der whiksas growin back.  wurry, wurry....     Sending yoo an Paddy jnr whiskery Pppprrfffppts. 

Unkel Paddy.  xxx

Aunty T - dis are fer yoo     xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Pedders has the skiddums again today so wont be on puter till later, but he sends big furry headbutts (poop free ones) to his Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

I sending yoo a cuddle pedro, so yoo gets some nice fuss too 

Ducha

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Hey, hey - wot dis?  Der fusses fer der Peddy goes to der uvver kitties?  Dat not be rite.  No indeedio.     Baby Blip do ave der excuse, but dat are all.      I is sending der extra Peddy purrs.  Okay? 

Yoo is defernetly d'beez kneez.... meowmy sez.   

Unkel Paddy xxxxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Aunty Blip
I fink you shuld knwz that Baby Blip isnt wild anymores anz she gives mumT kisses on er face all the time,she even az er tummy tickled. MumT keeps saying she will take some pics of all the kittys but she iz just too busy and zen at night itz too dark.
love
Pedro
ps the grandchildren came zis afternoon anz Paddy Junior e got all my fuss 

[Christine (Blip)]

Pedro brave pooper never moans

We could all learn a lot from you, Pedro, you're a wise Big School Kitten.  You just keep eating and pooing and things'll work out just fine. 

Please give my love to all your little friends at the Inn as well as Diablo and Marguerita in their new home.  And a special big loud purr for Aunty T to cheer her up.  Perhaps you could get baby Blip to give her a nice lick on her nose?  That always works  .

Love

xBlip

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Oh Pedro, you're such a lovely little feller, so you are - even if you do make lots of work for your MumT (who loves you very much, and we wouldn't be human if we didn't all have a chunter on from time to time - I do it lots, you know!    There's no need for your meowmy to feel guilty.  She needs hugs, I think!  )

And me and Paddy are very pleased you expelled the blockage and that your reward was lovely chicken from Aunty Claire 

Paddy's having a little bit of trouble with his mouth, which is a bit sore, so he's a bit funny with his food but he says don't you worry, he'll be right as rain again soon and ready for a good nosh.

And how good is that - you got an email from Marguerita and Diablo!     Am ever so pleased they're liking their new home, and fancy that -they've even got a doggie!  Good to see Margeurita has it fooled     I still reckon you did well getting your feet under your MumT's table.   

Hope also that Annie Oakley  has recovered from her jab and that Paddy Jnr hasn't developed that cough.

Mr Suepoo is still moaning, but he's moving, so I s'pect he's good for a bit yet....   

Sending you special little snuzzles all for you me fine fellow, and a big hug for Aunty T 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyy iz you ok ? Iz youz eating lots of fud? Youz asnt told me ow youz iz for long time an I wurry bout youz my ero.
Me trousers iz clean tuday,my bowls not overflowing now so I feelz more comfy, when Aunty claire came on satur day I had shot out a lump of blacl dry poop without knowingz itz was size of quails egg,well that seemed to openz the lot and dear me wot a mess I caused,butz I didnt moan, Pedro brave pooper never moans anz tuday MumT said she felt guilty for moaning bout the skiddums and skidoodles everywehere. Anyhows new day so I iz now refilling my bowls up for next time  I do luvs my fud, Aunty Claire gave me chicken Iz never ad zat before itz was gud, norty but nice.
love
Pedro xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Is me, Unkel Paddy.  Sending yoo der big whiskery Pppprrrfffpppt dis mornin' me lil' mate.      Hope dat dere bottom is behavin.   

Unkel Paddy xxx

[sheryl]

Sorry to hear that little Pedders is having a bad time at the moment Teresa - Thinking of you Hun 

Huge big suggles, love and "get better bottom" vibes for the gorgeous Pedro xxx

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

Poor Pedro, its so sad to hear how bad his situation is and am sure he is such a brave little man. It would be great if the vet could help him 

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Everbuddy tis ok MumT not really cross wiz me, she iz used to cleaning my poop,think she just ad too much to do an she has a cold an I fink she iz really past er sell by date;spose it not funny when mr washing machine iz on all the time an e iz too full for more poop,anyows my pooping az slowed down a bit now I musta been more bungeed up zan I faut, think I eld in in so I woz nice for Becca on Friday, I az ad extra big dose of lactulose,o golly gosh opes if it works I canz make it to tray intime  

Unkle Paddy pick those ears up I Pedro iz ok anz I as ate lots,youz know a boy az to ave a healthy appetite in order to become Poop Master General  
Luvs ya lots Unkle Paddyyyyyy   for Aunty suepoo, ope Mr Suepoo is better soon.
love
Pedro the big school kitten xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Sending some early evening cuddles for you both.   

[Desley (booktigger)]

I do hope today is just a one off and he has a better day tomorrow

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

Teresa, sweetheart   

Paddy's ears are drooping, and he's gone to tune in his Pedro Protectur whiskas, to have a chat with his lil' buddy.   

[Teresa Pawcats]

OK Pedro is in big disgrace this morning and banned from puter,his overflow is just awful today and if I have one more wash load or one more skiddum I will scream,just washed his botty for the umpteenth time and got plastered in poop cos he wont keep still, been making light of this but cant keep laughing,just cant believe there is nothing vet can do for the poor lad.
Sorry rant over better go and see what mess hes in again.

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Everbuddy I kissed Aunty Rebecca tuday, she came to see me in kitchen and sayz it smells nice in ere thatz cos I pooped this moaning and washed me botty and washed meself all over ready for ere, she really loves me ya know anz she says if ever she gets er extension fing done she will dopt me so zis is gud but zen again I wulna see MumT, I needz to fink bout zis even though it may never appen.
I az not ad time to write to ere Queen majestical yet but I iz going to do it, If people like MumT can rescue cats why cant I, I know Queen az big ouse wiv lots of gardens.
Unkle Paddyyyyy, the new cat did not cum from Tescos,she came at same time az Tesco cat fud delivery, she iz very scared an az attacked mumT today butz she will get better.
Paddy Junior culd not ave iz vaccinasions today, Rebecca a bit concerned coz iz real mum is Sugar Plums real mum too and Paddy been getting funny cough since before e came ere and tuday e started coughin agin. Annie Oakley she went ballistic when Becca gave her injection she swore too an then she did stinkiest poop ever  , Moxy fainted wen she ad ers but she ok now.
We got an email from Diablo and Marguerita zis moaning they iz well an very appy an Marguerita she kisses the dog, they love their new ome.
Big  to aunty Suepoo, ope Mr Suepoo is feelinz better
love
Pedro the Big School kitten xxx

[Sue P (Paddysmum)]

   Morning Pedders.  Glad ter see dat yer bum is under control.    Cor, bets yer can't wait to see Aunty d'becca at home an ter gets yer cuddles, eh?    

I opes der new lil kitties is gonna be okay.  Poor lil fings.  Fleez.   

I finks yer mite needs ter say to der Queen, "Dearest D'Majesty, Yer dunt knows dis yet, but cats is betterer dan corgees, an I can sends yer lots ter try, yoo jus say d'word......"   or maybe yer shuld just go wiv yer Mum T anna big Tesco's box filled wiv kitties for her (hey - tells yer wot - I'se pleezed Asda dunt give kitties away wiv cat fud - I wuldunt want dem!    Well, ceptin' fer yoo an me faberlush Lady Lexy  - oh an maybe Paddy jnr, pr'aps.  Erm, well andat's not ter say I leaves me frends out, but well yer knows..... not free wiv Asda, noways. 

Hiya Ducha!  Hiya Miss Blip! 

Okays.  I gots ter go now.  Yoo has der gud cuddles wiv d'Becca, Pedro yoo Big Skool Kittie, yoo    I sees yer later.  Byefernow.

Unkel Paddy  xxx

[Teresa Pawcats]

Ello Nurse Blip, I tuk youz advice and I con cen trated very hard on pooping anz I az managed to do a good lump or two, still needz to do sum more but its movin  I az to get itz all out tonite and make sure I dont ave skiddums, I must be himmaculately clean tumorrowz cos Aunty Rebecca coming ere, MumT should abve took 5 kittys in for vacsinationsh but we got anuther new cat with the Tesco cat fud delivery so  MumT woz up to 12 for vets so she told Aunty Becca com ere which I gladabout meanz I getz to kiss er and she cuddles me, I fink I will tell er to prescribe extra rations too 
I iz going to fink very carefully wot to rite to Queeny,bet she never ad letter from cat before,question iz do I start of with Dear Queenypoo or Dear Majestical soon to be cat lover or can anyone tell me a better way, I az to do this proper to elp all of catkind.
Love Pedro the Big school Kitten xxx

[Gill (sneakiefeline)]

I is sory that yoos bungin up again Pedro, isnt life cruel.....dats the scool of life ting yoo see 

I opes that maybe that Rebecca can elp yoo Pedro cos yoo is such a nice liittle man 

Ducha

[Christine (Blip)]

Fingers crossed it is just a blip.

You called, Desley?

Yes, I think you need to concentrate very hard on the pooping side, Pedro.  I sympathise with this poo problem after my Sore Botty Incident    While you're working on that, you could write a letter to the Queen, although I think she has a thing about dogs and horses, whatever they are.

xBlip

[Teresa Pawcats]

Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyy, Aunty Suepoo youz is back I iz very appy kitten  mefinks I will try arder wiv the pooping to celebrate, I iz bunging again  and ze skiddums are all in Mr Washin Machine e likes skiddums for brekky  I finks if youz give Mr Suepoo a fick ear e will furget about iz back real quick so zat sounds gud to me.
We ad funz yesturdays MumT got called out to rescue new kitty,she woz dodgin big wagons,anyhowz when MumT brought er ere she ad no room and kitty brought fousands of fleasies wiz er,she did growl at me coz she be starved an I fout Well Pedders keep away from er coz youz not be able to steal er fud,anywayz, MumT set up a Pen for ere in hall coz everywheres iz full, Aunty Christine said er name is Annie Oakley and guess wot she has no problems in pooping dept, pooh the smell zis moaning itz woz pongo pongo pongo 
I iz wurrid bout all zese kittens aving bad life on streets an I wundering if I Pedro shuld write to Queen bout itz, I know Mr Brown iz useless, Wot ja fink ?
Lots of love and big 
Pedro the Big School Kitten

Ps Paddy Junior going for first vacsinations tomorros.