Allo Pedro, me Ace reporter Kitty and Poop Master Temporarily Unemployed..... I iz sorree ter hear yer botty's playin up agin. Is bit like havin a norty tail I s'pose. (I gots wun of dem) Nuffink reely yer can do 'bout it - 'ceptin maybe givin it a sneaky killer look from time ter time - like a warnin' yer knows.
Sumtimes I pounce on it too, but iz hard ter pounce on yer bum.
Mindin yoo, wunder if Miss Minimopsical did put der norty bottom powda in
yer dinner her dinner, knowin yer might pinch a bit, like?
But I dunt fink she like dat. Fink she wud share her fud anyways, so maybe I iz barkin' up der wrong tree. I sendin yer der poop vibes.
And sendin der big snuzzle fer Aunty T.
Me mowf woz a bit sore der uvver day an meowmy was fussin a bit. I dunt like dat.
Iz bit easier terday tho. I dun 'ad two brekfusses, so I eatin' fer yoo too. An I woz kickin tinsel mouskie all over d'place - I was bein a big pouncer.
I still can sumtimes. But den I woz sick too an woz all over d'cream carput. It din't luk gud. Iz just a fuzzy stain now tho. Meowmy got dis stuff wot she uses - pish, pish, it goes onna carput. den it goes all fizzy an froffy an den she sucks it up wiv sum paper.
Gotta go now. Yoo looks after yurself me lil frend. xxxx Yer Unkel Paddy.
hey - yoo still practisin dat kissmuss Carol fingie - we free puds.....? Will 'ave ter see wot Toby's up to and start tunin upfer next munf.
See yer later.