Ello everbuddy
youz all for finkin bout me, I aznt bin able to get to puter cos mumT shes add terrible cat flu anz she bin crawling round; I fink she iz feelin bit betta tuday though.
I az bin managing sum poops but just ickle ones each time, an I iz feelin gud and no skiddums so MumT finks I iz on mend too. I az bin aving 6 biccies wiz me fud but tiz not enuff, I iz ungry,mumT ses I got to build up fud gradual but I fink I may starve to death before I ave built up, 2 sachets wiz 6 biccies in a day tis not enuff for growing Pedro and I not ad buttery toast for weeks,O dear I fink I will shrink away. I need fud. Unkle Paddyyyyyyyyy I fink I cum to youz ouse for tea.Sendin lots of
to everybuddy speeeshully my Aunty Suepoo cos ickle birdie he chirped to me zat she az bin pawly too
love
Pedro Poop Master General xxx