I am sooooooooo guilty of a lot of these questions I found on a website. How about you lot?
Mary
Does your cat own you?
Are you too afraid to take this test?
Do you choose your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at
the box with the scoop in your hand?
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the curtains or licks
the butter?
Do you openly admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move?
Do you feed your cat food from the plate with your fork?
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
in the refrigerator?
Do you watch TV channels just because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain
your cat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the back door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
a date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
spend more for your cat than you do for your partner?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so
you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and cat litter before
you pick out anything for yourself?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
(Researchers claim that 40% of cat owners carry their pet's
pictures in their wallets.)
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well?
Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you
eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them?
Now what do your answers tell you???????
