Topic: Crazy Cat People (Read 11100 times)

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #54 on:** February 22, 2008, 17:53:11 PM »

I sit on the desk besides my meowmy and look at her all soft like and if she doesnt notice I tap her on the arm or shoulder

When she turns round she looks into my big yellow eyes and I get tweeties and cuddles and strokes and all things lovely

When I want her to go with me I walk to edge of my desk and look at the door, she is quite smart as humans go and she will go with me out to the food to make sure there is no evil birman lurking

Misa

tigerbaby · « **Reply #53 on:** February 22, 2008, 17:46:21 PM »

I do the silent meow too... it always works. Sometimes when she is working on the computer I'll walk up to her and sit down by the chair, fix my eyes at her and go ''meeeoooow''. And just like your mums she goes ''awww'' and lifts me up and I get to lie in her lap and purr for a while. Or she'll get up and I will run ahead of her all the way to the kitchen so that she knows I fancy a treat. I get nice food too, and I will go crazy for prawns.
But I prefer the shell-on variety, they are juicier. My mum peels the shell off first, of course.

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #52 on:** February 22, 2008, 14:20:40 PM »

I go for the silent miaow thing. It's guaranteed to get my meowmy rushing over to me cooing and fussing and asking what I want. You should try it. Other than that, I just rely on being cute. Humans can't resist a cute cat

My meowmy is powerless to resist me. I get what I want most of the time. The only time I fail is regarding food. My meowmy is just plain mean when it comes to food. I get food 3 times a day and nothing on earth will make her feed me more. I put up with it cos when it comes it's really nice food. And I do get treats as well.

Jaffa
xx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #51 on:** February 22, 2008, 14:04:56 PM »

Me, well me - I sidles up to me meowmy hooman, right - an' I waits til she is busy doin' sumfink, den I fixes her wiv der appealin eyes, and I opens me mouf, and I goes "meh" - dead quiet like, so's yer can hardly hears it. Like I is weak wiv hunger..... An she always looks at me den dead mushy like, an goes "aaaaw - wot woz that? Sounded like a rusty hinge....." an den she do picks me up and takes me inna kitchun fer sumfink ter eat...

tigerbaby · « **Reply #50 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:59:33 PM »

It really depends on your hoomans... I tell you one secret although it won't be a secret anymore, but when I fancy a nibble I go up to my food cupboard and tap it with my paws and look at mummy. She knows what that means.
Or if I want to play I will chase her legs round the house and try to climb up them.
I think hoomans are pretty clever to understand these things considering we don't speak the same words as them.
What are your secret methods of communicating?

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #49 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:53:15 PM »

- an, an - bitin Aunty Roof's fingas!

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #48 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:50:33 PM »

My secrets is to clawsies mummy's arms...

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #47 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:40:49 PM »

yers, we does Jameson, I woz just coor-eeus ter knows wot yoo does wot might be different ter wot I does, or wot Max does, yer knows?.....

clarenmax · « **Reply #46 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:38:47 PM »

I don't have secret speaks with my meowmy, but we do has secrets looks and fings, if I touches her with my paw, she knows wot I means ....... she's pretty cool is my meowmy

tigerbaby · « **Reply #45 on:** February 22, 2008, 13:26:45 PM »

That is the secret part!
I thought all cats had a secret language with their hoomans?

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #44 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:53:07 PM »

So..... wot yoo do den?

tigerbaby · « **Reply #43 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:48:04 PM »

....it is secret because only us two can understand it. And daddy sometimes.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:43:23 PM »

No - dey not stoopid exac'ly - dey got us arfter alls ter keep em on der right tracks, just dey not never gonna be as clevurer like wot we is. But dey tryin hard, so's yer got ter loves dem reeeallly.....

Er - I finks we's all got der bits of dat, Jameson, but yer dunt talks 'bout in der public like.... 'cos den it not bein secret, see?

tigerbaby · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:36:40 PM »

I have to say I don't think hoomans are stoopid, not mine anyway. I love my parents and I know they do a lot of nice things for me so I don't think they're stoopid.
Me and mum have a special language too so only we understand each other. It's like a secret language, you would have to be really clever to understand it

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #40 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:52:56 AM »

Hey Paddy - them humans will never be as clever as us. But I'm glad my human is a mad cat lady cos it means she gives me nice food and treats, lots of toys and cuddles and stuff. Mad cat ladies are a result of all those years of training we've given them. Long live the mad cat lady!

Jaffa
xx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #39 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:09:26 AM »

Der Mad Cat Lady is a hooman wot can't helps 'erself from bein around us cats an makin' shoore dat we is orlright - dey will do dis, ter der extent wot all uvver fings dunt matter. Finks dat dey do 'ope by doin' dis, one day dey will be as clevur as we is.

maryas · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2008, 22:39:40 PM »

Hmmm - Definition of a mad cat lady - they will do ANYTHING for us, BELIEVE everything our innocent little eyes tell them, THINK they can tell us what to do......... and that's just for starters.

Bonnie (Mary's Boss)

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2008, 18:40:39 PM »

Oh Lexy and Paddy an Max, whats a mad cat lady?

We needs a definition.................is it cos they cant talk cat, or is it they stuuuuupid or is it cos they our slaves. Maybe its sumthimg else too

They a bit loud on hear dont you think , not like us well behaved Purrs

Sasa

clarenmax · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:52:12 PM »

I love being a mad cat lady

tigerbaby · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:41:05 PM »

Self confessed Mad Cat Lady.

Think I'm actually turning into one. Cat, that is. I'm already a Mad Lady

maryas · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:30:42 PM »

Aw Max - I know, she does try bless her BUT noooooooooooooooooo. She does everything else great though and I'm sure your mum and everyone else's mum does too.

Bonnie (Mary's Boss) x

clarenmax · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:24:06 PM »

Yure right Bonnie, yure mum isnt too goode at talking cat

M

maryas · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:13:20 PM »

"Meow, puuuur miow, meeeeeeeeeow, prrrrrrrr"

Oh mum shut up, you can't talk cat!! Bonnie (Mary's Boss) xx

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:11:21 PM »

'sac'ly so, Max. No doubts 'bou dat.

clarenmax · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2008, 14:05:05 PM »

We mites not be good at spelin', but we talk bettr hooman than they talke cat I fink

Max
x

maryas · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2008, 13:56:24 PM »

Don't you just love being a crazy cat person - we should all win an award.

Bonnie, NO Mary, NO, Bonnie - oh what the hell - this message is from both of us and don't care if it's in right place or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tigerbaby · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2008, 13:43:56 PM »

Definitely crazy

loves it!!

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2008, 13:13:56 PM »

'Ello Jameson....

Is good yer meowmy dun let yoo look at pic-chas like dat. It do make yer go blind....

Yoo's meowmy dunt knows much tho, do she? Fancy finkin dat we puds is not abel ter do pooterin stuff.

An wot dat 'bout der spellins an' stuff ...? I's glad der shy Lady Sasa an me faberlush Miss Lexy woz 'ere to 'splain everyfink.

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2008, 13:00:45 PM »

Sasa, I's be afraid of your mummy fallin on me toos.

tigerbaby · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2008, 12:57:42 PM »

Here I am!!! Jameson Whitesox in all his glory! Mum had to log out last night and I am not allowed to surf the net unsupervised because she is worried I will look at sites with naked kittys and cats with guns

Anyway.... how fun us cats have hijacked this thread!! Wooo hoooo! That'll teach them!

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2008, 12:32:42 PM »

Definatewly Lexy, Paddy is so nice and he your special man isnt he?

Oh I dont do going near humans but I know Franta does a lot and my meowmy is always tripping ovewr him. Purrrrrrsonaly I wouldnt like her to fall on me

Sasa

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2008, 12:17:50 PM »

My Paddy is a goodun, ain't he Sasa?

Is ok Sasa, I's finkin the hoomans is just messin with us...

buts we gets to do the gooded stuff likes twisted round them leggies thingies and makem fall downed

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2008, 11:55:24 AM »

I finks der is sumone carstin aspershuns 'ere

No they not Paddy its just thise humans started posting in our special place and then said they wanted it movin. Then when it moved they told us Purrs that we not allowed to post and Lexy put em well in their place

Now those

humans are not postinhg in their specially moved thread, reckons they too proud to post with us cats, so my meowmy could move it back to our special cats only place.

I dont know Paddy why cant they just post in their place and stop messing us around

Sasa

MrsR · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2008, 11:38:40 AM »

Everyone at work calls me the mad old cat lady so I am in good company now

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2008, 08:53:16 AM »

:shify:urrrr - wot 'dis mean, all 'dis 'bout durliburate bad spellin an stuff.....? I finks der is sumone carstin aspershuns 'ere..... dey clearly not knowin wot is real an wot are not real....... sheesh. peepuls......

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2008, 00:01:18 AM »

Oh look our table................dreams of a lovely dinner with a beautiful friend

Franta

maryas · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2008, 21:08:47 PM »

Licia... do you mean Mary, my mum or Mary the cat I read about sometimes? If you mean my mum, shame on you!!!

She is one hell of a crazy cat lady and I love her to bits. Ruth, you are correct Mark will be shaking his head - when my mum and I were posting about my Valentine's date he had the cheek to say my mum had won a mad cat lady of the year award!!

Good job we like him or I would scratch his eyes out!! He really liked the table mum set up for Franta and I though!!!

Long live talking and typing cats.

Bonnie (Mary's boss)

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dolcetta46 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2008, 19:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Kittybabe (Ruth) on February 20, 2008, 19:10:26 PM

I imagine Mark is shaking his head at this thread

Just wait until Mary chimes in....

So Jamesonsmum, when are you going to let Jameson join in the fun?

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2008, 19:14:15 PM »

Oh thank you Lexy, I knew that but was scared to say it

Sasa

Kittybabe (Ruth) · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2008, 19:10:26 PM »

Jamesonsmummymummymum. What's you donts unerstaneds is'at we cats is alloweds to posted anywheres on 'ere Purrs. Is cos we is Purrs geddit?!

Sorry, once she starts we just can't stop her. See what you started?

I imagine Mark is shaking his head at this thread

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