mmm i nearly chopped cody in half when i rammed all my weight against a cupboard door as it wouldnt shut (where i keep the big bag of dog food) unbeknown to me it was cody not the bag..ouch,..
then i stood on him the other day and also trapped his leg in a window when i was shutting it to save him getting out...all without permanent injury luckily but if they get under your feet and always in the midst of things (like my nosey boy) its hard !!!!
of course i am always saving him from getting on the hob, in the oven/dishwasher/washine machine,,, infact anything dangerous he's there !!