Topic: Tom cat wanted for Valentine date with BONNIE (Read 40907 times)

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #109 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:43:20 PM »

Well like I said if there were anyone I'd be honoured to lose to it's that handsome Franta. At least it wasn'y some other hairy beastie like that Smokey fellow, he smells!

Miowf Miowf felines, I'll be starting the bachelors' club soon in our section. I think the hoomans call it "From the cat's mouths"

Regards all and best wishes on your valentines

Josh

Den · « **Reply #108 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:37:55 PM »

Well done Franta ...

Bonnie ... I'm free next year if you are

dolcetta46 · « **Reply #107 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:36:21 PM »

Ohhhh you lucky boy Franta, but well deserved I must say!! Enjoy the most specialest Valentine together!!

maryas · « **Reply #106 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:32:48 PM »

Well, good evening boys (and mums, as they will be waiting too!!).

The moment has finally arrived and I can honestly say this has been a total pleasure. Old, young, big, small and even late!! - you are all marvellous. I would like you all to be my Valentine BUT I don't cheat on anyone, so the tom I would love to be my Valentine is............................................................................................ DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

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FRANTA

I was just saying to my mum the other day that I have a soft spot for hairy guys with blue eyes and Franta, my Darling your eyes are to die for.
I will speak to you later Franta but just now I must apologise to everyone else because you all came a very close 2nd and I was really tempted to go see the stud in Roma and all those lovely comments and oh... I want to cry, I love you all BUT I'm afraid Franta has just won my heart.

Lots of love to you all - I'm sure you will all find a Valentine very soon.

A very big thank you to you all.

Love Bonnie xxxxx

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Den · « **Reply #105 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:32:31 PM »

Bonnie .. you take as long as you need.

dolcetta46 · « **Reply #104 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:31:41 PM »

clarenmax · « **Reply #103 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:30:49 PM »

Veeeery long 2 mins

Susanne (urbantigers) · « **Reply #102 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:30:19 PM »

Well it's been more than 2 minutes......

Gwen · « **Reply #101 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:27:43 PM »

This is the longest 2 minutes of my life

Ging

Den · « **Reply #100 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:23:33 PM »

I'll be here

Gwen · « **Reply #99 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:23:08 PM »

Bonnie my love

maryas · « **Reply #98 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:21:30 PM »

BE WITH YOU IN 2 MINUTES

LOVE BONNIE XXXX

Gwen · « **Reply #97 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:17:35 PM »

ah you see some of us don't need collars and that malarky,we've just got the sexy factor naturally

Den · « **Reply #96 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:05:00 PM »

Well I got a brand new collar, and I washed earlier. A cat has to start somewhere

Gwen · « **Reply #95 on:** February 13, 2008, 20:00:08 PM »

oh heck thats a point Oliver,I have nothing to wear

*shouts* MEOWWWWWWMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Gwen · « **Reply #94 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:58:31 PM »

oooooooooo foooooooooooooooooooooooood,Franta if you bring food you have to share

Miss Princess Bonnie take your time hunny,I have plenty of patience as has the colporal,its these young uns who are impatient,they don't breed em like they used to

dolcetta46 · « **Reply #93 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:55:37 PM »

Well Bonnie... I will be filling up the jacuzzi, my slave will be preparing some salmon and champagne... hop on the aeroplane you will be just in time...

Ollie

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #92 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:54:14 PM »

Sorry.......ummmmmmmm............nosh nosh.........what did you say...........lick lick...................FRANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA be polite and dont talk with your mouth full.........................what was that slurpppppppppp, nice bit of jelly that and I thought you were switichiong off da poota........I am Franta i am, when you get your jelly covered paws off the keyboard....................OK I thought I would just hang on a minute more...............Nooooooooooooooooooooo Franta go and eat properly and I have to as well....................sulk sulk

Franta and my meowmy bossy woman.

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #91 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:49:17 PM »

Well I'd wait forever for this special lady....

although I do have to second that Franta is indeed a force to be reckoned with. In fact all of these gents are. If I were to lose your sweet heart to any, it'd be the chaps on here.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #90 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:45:30 PM »

I have to say, Franta is like a very special, limited edition offer - once it's gone, it's gone!

I'd hurry Bonnie if I were you....

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #89 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:43:07 PM »

Well I have been hanging around tapping my paws for 40 mins

and reckon I cant wait any longer cos its dinner time for me and my mweomy

All of the Gang of 4 have been waiting for dinner and its all your fault Bonnie and they are blaming me

I can feel my meowmys tummie growling and I have to say I dont like it at all

Franta

Den · « **Reply #88 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:40:30 PM »

Quote from: Corporal Smokey on February 13, 2008, 19:37:23 PM

*sigh* is that cocoa on your nose.

Oh hang on, it's Stinky isn't it. Wonder why...

Someone must be jealous. I'll have you know I smell splendid ... hoomans on the otherhand seem to have nose issues.

Sue P (Paddysmum) · « **Reply #87 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:39:16 PM »

get on with it.......

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #86 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:37:23 PM »

*sigh* is that cocoa on your nose.

Oh hang on, it's Stinky isn't it. Wonder why...

Den · « **Reply #85 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:34:15 PM »

Beautiful, lovely, sweet, gorgeous Bonnie please ignore these imbeciles.

We could lounge in the sunlight, drink milk and whisper sweet nothing in each others ears. I would like to be your Valentine, please consider me .. even if I *ahem* may be a bit late (those mouses can be very inconciderate of a cats schedule) but believe me sweet Bonnie ... it's worth it.

Gwen · « **Reply #84 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:28:05 PM »

Right thats it,sorry guys but this cat is driving me mad,I just have to do this,please forgive me Miss Bonnie

for Memphis

Den · « **Reply #83 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:25:07 PM »

Quote from: Gwen on February 13, 2008, 19:23:53 PM

well I think you'll be needing the zimmer frame soon unless you start respecting your elders YOUNG BOY

Less of the young boy ... Gramps

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #82 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Den on February 13, 2008, 19:23:37 PM

Quote from: Corporal Smokey on February 13, 2008, 19:22:30 PM
And where is this secret mouse?

Is that late too?
It's wrapped up waiting for Bonnie to open it

...next year...

Gwen · « **Reply #81 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:23:53 PM »

well I think you'll be needing the zimmer frame soon unless you start respecting your elders YOUNG BOY

Den · « **Reply #80 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Corporal Smokey on February 13, 2008, 19:22:30 PM

And where is this secret mouse?

Is that late too?

It's wrapped up waiting for Bonnie to open it

Den · « **Reply #79 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Gwen on February 13, 2008, 19:19:41 PM

He's got a lot to learn hasn't he? Who you trying to be Memphis? is that second pic you trying to be Dracula?

Ging

Your just Jealous

And you can all call me Memphis ... no one calls James Bond by his first name now do they

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #78 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:22:30 PM »

And where is this secret mouse?

Is that late too?

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #77 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:21:49 PM »

I dont know Stinky, that name doesnt seem right for a Casanova, especially a late one

Franta

Den · « **Reply #76 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:21:25 PM »

Well Ging, how's that Zimmer frame working for you.

Josh, I've been on an important mouse hunting mission of late .. through big Valleys, trecking across rugged terrain, across waterfalls .. in search of the rare Leopard mouse. I eventually found it and made my way back to civilisation to be with the bootiful Bonnie.

Gwen · « **Reply #75 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:19:41 PM »

He's got a lot to learn hasn't he? Who you trying to be Memphis? is that second pic you trying to be Dracula?

Ging

Corporal Smokey · « **Reply #74 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:18:06 PM »

Nice offering, Stinky was it? Hmmmm. Well young man, you may indeed be handsome but I see punctuality isn't quite your bag.

You shouldn't make a lady wait.

Regards, Josh.

Gwen · « **Reply #73 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:16:03 PM »

oh Gawd these cats seem to get younger and younger. You out of your nappies yet Memphis?

Ging

Den · « **Reply #72 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:14:28 PM »

Well helloooooooooooooo gorgeous.

Memphis. Stinky Memphis here, I've come to rescue you from the clutches of these Casanovas. I would like to sweep you off your feet, wine you and dine you. I'm 6 months old, very big for my age

I will also be your knight in shining armour and protect you from anything you need protecting from (there's Lion in my family and it really shows through, dont you think?)

Gwen · « **Reply #71 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:14:07 PM »

Franta be patient a lady needs time to get herself ready for a big moment,didn't you know that?

Ging

Gill (sneakiefeline) · « **Reply #70 on:** February 13, 2008, 19:02:30 PM »

push, shove.........................tis I Franta my alarm clock went off 3 mins ago

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