Cat Owner's Prayer.....
Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!
I love the one above!
A Cat's Prayer.....
I ask for the privilege of not being born...
not to be born until you can assure me of a home and a master to protect me, and the right to live as long as I am physically able to enjoy life...
not to be born until my body is precious and men have ceased to exploit it because it is cheap and plentiful.
So sad.
