A snippet at Hannah's letter to Bank Manager:
"Dear Mr Bank Manager
Here is the kittypuss babykins who wants me for a mum. I can't really steal him, so I guess I need to get some lovely paper stuff to convince his nana that I'm good enough for him to live with me.
Here's why you should lend me some of that paper stuff:
I'm cute
I'm generous
I'm a good mum
I'm a model citizen, ergo why I can't steal him
I am loved by all who meet me, however, that doesn't stop this cutesies nana saying no to me
I'm a good girl (see all of the above)
And this baby is far too cute, he needs me. And so does Jasper (my other kittypuss - oops should have mentioned him when I said I was a good mum
)
So please please please help me, or I'll be taking my debts elsewhere!"