When i got home tonight i thought i was all forgiven for leaving Mouse in the cattery at the weekend.
But noooo.....
Me: Helloo bayyybeee
Mouse: Meeaooowww, nudge nudge
Me: Baybee been good boy?
Mouse: Meh
Me: Mousey want some tea? yeh? tea time?
Mouse: Maow maow mmmeh, nudge nudge
Me: Awww baby's hungwy
Mouse: Munch munch
Next minute i turn round after carrying on the conversation for another few minutes and he's butter off out!
humph