A Jolly good evening to you Corporal Smokey Sir!
Good to know there's a fine senior officer keeping that Derbyshire Regiment on it's toes. I knew there had to be a feline of distinction behind them, (these human types wouldn't have a clue on their own, you know, quite hopeless they are some of 'em).
I'm impressed to see that your uniform's looking rather decent these days too, well done m'lad, well done! I know what you mean about having 'little critters' on board, when I arrived at Cat Chat Towers I had a rather unwelcome brigade of, um... how shall I say... Internal Wigglies I believe is the polite term, awfully undignified business. Still us superior officers are made of stern stuff, eh what? Bet you gave those fleas the old one-two!!
Righto then, time I was off to marshall the troops, I do believe it's ten-past my mid evening cat-milk time, and that won't do, won't do at all...
Toodle Pip Corporal,
Give the old Amber Valley chaps a salute from me!
Distinguished Purrs from
Colonel Beau (retired)
xxx