Crikey, for one horrible moment there I thought you were serious - mine is a sty, and will remain one until I find somewhere to keep everything. Am awaiting the arrival of the cabinet maker with bated breath for the pantry (which will mean I finally have somewhere to keep food - all the kitchen cupboards being filled with cooking utensils etc), and still debating what to do about the bookshelves (I need around 15 metres of these) so I can get the rest of the boxes out of the living room ... (exhausted)