Splendid, splendid! I am most flattered with the comments on my handsomeness, but modesty forbids me to go on about it. I've had a broken jaw too you know, and I don't like to go on about that either!
We had a visitor the other day to CatChat Towers who commented that he thought I had a 'funny mouth'. A funny mouth? That's a war-wound that is, a trophy of my years of unarmed combat out in the field! Funny mouth indeed, preposterous! (Does that look like a funny mouth to you? No of course it doesn't, distinguished, that's what that is!)
Now here's a very daft thing - if anyone is likely to be in the vicinity of Ramsgate (that's in Kent you know) this weekend, I rather gather that our folks will be attempting to spread the 'Senior Kittizen' message further, and maybe sell a few more bags too from the 'Cat Chat Stall' - at some bally thing down by the sea to do with power boats! Yes I know, ridiculous isn't it, what on earth have boats to do with cats, never mind, I've given up trying to fathom them. Anyway, I've been instructed to say that they will be flying the Cat Chat flag at the Ramsgate Power Boat Grand Prix on Saturday 7th and Sunday 8th, and if anyone wants to come and say hello that would be very nice. There, that's my duty done!
Senior Kittizens Rock! (between naps)
Distinguished purrs from
Colonel Beau (retired)
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